Julie

I save animals and stuff | ig: @jscooliefosters

[Julie @okayjulay]

I used to watch the Super Bowl for the commercials and now I watch it so I can understand the memes the next day

[Julie @okayjulay]

Never felt older than scrolling through the #usher trends and seeing “Usher ate,” “Usher cooked,” and “Usher cut up” and having nooooo idea if that’s good or bad

[Julie @okayjulay]

Why is #Usher singing like I do when I don’t know the words to a song

[Julie @okayjulay]

The debate that doesn’t get enough attention is canned vs homemade cranberry sauce

[Julie @okayjulay]

Pregnancy really has me questioning whether I should eat a bowl of my favorite homemade sweet potato and turkey chili for dinner or an everything bagel smeared with chicken salad

[Julie @okayjulay]

Meant to order Chicken Tikka Masala and accidentally order it in crepe form. My disappointment is overwhelming

[Julie @okayjulay]

Not drinking was all good and nice until it became pumpkin and cider season 🥺 🤰🏻

[Julie @okayjulay]

@jbkaseta 😨 I’m concerned

[Julie @okayjulay]

Are there people out there who wear jeans, like around the house? Like is there a populate of people who actually don’t strip off their “people clothes” and immediately put on sweatpants or leggings within 2 1/2 minutes of stepping in the door

[Julie @okayjulay]

Here me out… a wedding planner, but for expecting your first baby

[Julie @okayjulay]

Imagine if dogs learned how to open doors

[Julie @okayjulay]

My whole 20s I’ve been looking forward to the year where every weekend is an open bar wedding

Now that I’ve reached that year.. I’m pregnant

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El verdadero trailer que necesitábamos para el BARBENHEIMER, el lanzamiento ficticio de la Barbie versión OPPENHEIMER. Vaya maravilla de anuncio se han currado:

[Julie @okayjulay]

I like two types of books: sappy love stories or brutal psychological thrillers. Not much in between

[Julie @okayjulay]

@meetellie I’ve tried to contact your customer service by phone, email, and DM with no response. How can you send out a damaged order and not respond to a customer?

[Julie @okayjulay]

I need to know the whereabouts of Property Brothers’ father around July 1989 and the location of the strip club that Zach’s mom worked at

[Julie @okayjulay]

Call me gross but I sit on the toilet seat in public. If it’s gross I squat. I don’t understand toilet liners or lining with toilet paper. What do you really think that 1-ply water dissolvable barrier is going to do for you?

[Julie @okayjulay]

When I was an RA in college, I had to report a cockroach incident in one of the rooms and the facilities worker told me that it happens a lot this time of year because they sleep in the baseboards and come out every time the heat gets turned on for the first time 🤢🫠

[Julie @okayjulay]

Me calculating how long I can survive on my 401k if I retired today after 6 years of working….