twee koa figgin

mid | unpublished author and aspiring tree | camp chair philosopher | my spirit guide is a greek octopus named octopodes | he/they/etc

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i think therefore i have anxiety

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shane gillis is to comedy as sga is to basketball

shane gillis-alexander

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wishing david c andersen an excellent day

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hi fbi agent? can you come get me?

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you're not going to believe this

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these fortnite collabs are getting wild

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the andrew formerly known as prince

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misogynists calling each other patriarch to reclaim the term patriarchy

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hot garbage a la mode

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wow that Noam Chomsky guy really did know about manufacturing consent

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"you ruin 100% of the cumshots you don't take"
- Wayne Gretzky

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are you sapiosexual or do you have daddy issues that manifest in the form of sexual attraction to contrarians?

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ask a marxist what marxism is: people eat

ask a capitalist what marxism is: eat people

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merry christmas to dirk lawson

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the patriarchy isn't just for men or one type of man

the patriarchy is for harming everyone

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lilith when she saw adams rib:

double it and give it to the next person

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you've heard of emulation, not get ready for the new highest form of flattery: receiving a misdirected personal text message

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on the first day god installed gaude code

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"Useful idiots"

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let them eat cake

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string theory can be summed up as:

if two people make the same taco bell order, the universe suffers an astronomical anal prolapse

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one like on this tweet equals one draft tweeted to this thread

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nintendo 64 renders: