Y’all ever trauma dump on a guy you’ve only seen for a bit about things happening in your life because none of your friends were answering the phone?? Or just me?
Side note our barista also thought we were a couple and said “awwwww cute!” When we said we work out together and then two minutes later said that we lived down the street together… we really never help our case
Me to Kyle at the gym: idk why people think we are a couple…
Me also to Kyle at the gym 2 minutes later: I’ll show you what I can do with my boobs at home (aka flexing my pectoral muscles) but I need my shirt off to show you better
Guys this girl I know got her BF to pay off her debts and bought her a brand new car… where can I get that? (I only have student loans fr and they are cheap)
If anyone asks SWS to play anything but scene 5 at the meet and greet for this Sunday’s show I will commit a crime… idk what crime but one will be committed
They burned down his house, killed him and his husband’s dog, showed them the dead dogs skulls, called them homophobic slurs, and then shot them. That’s not a fucking argument and NYPost should feel fucking ashamed to have posted this.
Anyone want to fly down to AZ next month to drive me to my wisdom tooth removal appointment?
You get $0 but will get to hang out with me for 2 days <3