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generally freaked out

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@thatswhatTYsaid i feel like we need to try and grow flowers next summer!!!!!!!

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@waymer_u @thatswhatTYsaid this is what i want for my bday weekend

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its summertime in chicago baby and you know what that means!!

me romanticizing the existence of being a busy squirrel collecting nuts

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@molls im gonna scream

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a good way to get over a breakup is to think about how he left water rings from beer cans on your expensive WEST ELM reclaimed mango wood coffee table

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@Anna_Ragz lol thank you for putting yourself through that for me

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you ever been so stressed u can hear ur heartbeat in ur kneecap lol

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outlaw meetings that start at :15

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ok so everyone did their taxes without me????

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i am more judged by a Target self checkout camera than by any god

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@bk__tx i did not get selected to look good and i just have some follow up questions yk

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who is in charge of deciding who looks good in wide leg linen pants

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(true)

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a functional program manager implies the existence of a non-functional program manager

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rude my dog never answers me when i ask if hes a baby

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they're taking away my talking m&ms?

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chilis on 2499

[limp brittzkit @Brittymigs]

Does everyone have ONE restaurant they went to growing up that was used for every single occasion no matter the mood (birthday, graduation, parents divorce announcement, post-funeral meal) or just my family

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i actually do feel very strongly that Sara is the superior spelling and Sarah looks ugly

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just crushed an open mic (trying to make my hair stylist laugh for 2.5 hours)

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every dealership in America wants my 2018 Honda hr-v