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[mandrea @okaywasabi]

how fat does my dad think I am? He calls me into the kitchen just to show me the sliced ham he just bought...

[mandrea @okaywasabi]

@RadioLunchbox @BeckyDreps Yeah an archaic one.

[mandrea @okaywasabi]

@RadioLunchbox this is you....

[mandrea @okaywasabi]

@Woaderr #nopantsparty

[mandrea @okaywasabi]

Donate to me running in my underwear!! But seriously to #endnf - Cupid's Undie Run http://t.co/HW7svsloRD

[mandrea @okaywasabi]

4 stalls in the office bathroom and every one is filled with someone playing poop stalemate...#nastyoldladies #ihavetopeeee 😷💩💩😖

[mandrea @okaywasabi]

I've worked on two cases today with people named starkeisha and juanquesheva. I'm done.

[mandrea @okaywasabi]

I just Googled "can you drink alcohol before a mri" ..at 2pm. I may have a problem. 🍻

[mandrea @okaywasabi]

The hardest part of my day so far has been emailing a man named Juan Soto and trying not to make Mexican Star Wars jokes.

[mandrea @okaywasabi]

I'm already looking forward to buying myself chocolate covered strawberries for valentine's day...is that weird?

[mandrea @okaywasabi]

As much as I hate Illinois, I have to admit it is nice to be away from all the ghetto going on in st louis lately.

[mandrea @okaywasabi]

My ankle feels like it's going to fall off 😭😭😭😷💉💊🔪 I wish I could just cut it out.

[mandrea @okaywasabi]

Oh hey, the girl with the flu made dip for everyone, that's smart.

[mandrea @okaywasabi]

Don't go in the bathroom all the old ladies poop in if you're hungover...just don't.

[mandrea @okaywasabi]

work is misery

[mandrea @okaywasabi]

So is anyone going to find Shanitra from billing or are we all just gonna keep pretending "No Hands" isn't blaring from her phone?

[mandrea @okaywasabi]

When people tell me I'm young at heart and I'm just like no its fine you can say immature.

[mandrea @okaywasabi]

Why is there a news story on children eating laundry pods? "the detergent pods are proving dangerous to children" ya think?

[mandrea @okaywasabi]

Why did I start watching gossip girl today? There goes my life.