Joe Pesci with a Dog

I am actor Joe Pesci and also a dog

[Joe Pesci with a Dog @okaywillthisdo]

A reboot of Seinfeld but with the four guys from Blue Collar Comedy Tour and it's called "Here's Your Signfeld"

[Joe Pesci with a Dog @okaywillthisdo]

@VinegarSyndrome I know the date the sale starts, yet I still check in every day for some reason

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[Joe Pesci with a Dog @okaywillthisdo]

♫i'm like a tattoo of a bird/i'll maybe fade away/if i don't, then my home is/going to stay on your shoulder♫

[Joe Pesci with a Dog @okaywillthisdo]

I mean honestly the only reason I really even want to get married is to say borat voice my wife about my actual wife

[Joe Pesci with a Dog @okaywillthisdo]

samurai movies are basically just westerns

they should call them easterns

[Joe Pesci with a Dog @okaywillthisdo]

boy if I was rich I’d live it up big time I’d drive a limo around

no, I’d be in the front, I don’t know what I’d have in the back, boxes of caviar I guess

[Joe Pesci with a Dog @okaywillthisdo]

boy I can’t wait for people refusing to wear masks to claim that they don’t have to because they got the vaccine

[Joe Pesci with a Dog @okaywillthisdo]

can we cancel the term cancel culture

[Joe Pesci with a Dog @okaywillthisdo]

for fuck’s sake wisconsin https://t.co/81sxM9Iq4b

[Joe Pesci with a Dog @okaywillthisdo]

if I worked hard enough to get my doctorate in anything, medical or not, you can be damn sure that I would insist everyone, including my friends and family, call me doctor

[Joe Pesci with a Dog @okaywillthisdo]

can anybody invite me over this easter

I don’t want to dye alone

[Joe Pesci with a Dog @okaywillthisdo]

well i guess "bae of pigs" isn't as cute of a pet name as i thought

[Joe Pesci with a Dog @okaywillthisdo]

can i play cyberpunk 2077 if I haven’t played the other 2076

[Joe Pesci with a Dog @okaywillthisdo]

baby yoda grows up and asks to start being called “yoder”

[Joe Pesci with a Dog @okaywillthisdo]

“they can put a man on the moon but I can’t moon a man?” - me after being arrested for indecent exposure

[Joe Pesci with a Dog @okaywillthisdo]

quid/pro/quo
Chris/Cuo/mo

coincidence?

yes, i would imagine so

[Joe Pesci with a Dog @okaywillthisdo]

don't uncover your nose to spite your face

[Joe Pesci with a Dog @okaywillthisdo]

i listened to a mix cd i made in 2003 and i shit you not it was song for song identical to my spotify top songs in 2020 playlist

[Joe Pesci with a Dog @okaywillthisdo]

my submission to the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest every single week:
"Red Bull gives you wings"

[Joe Pesci with a Dog @okaywillthisdo]

when trump’s gone I’m gonna miss wishing he was gone