Ahmed.

just here for the memes ✨

[Ahmed. @okayyfazal]

You might be old but are you this old

[Ahmed. @okayyfazal]

DALA SCARED
DALA TIRED
DALA ALONE
DALA BROKE

JUST DALA .

[Ahmed. @okayyfazal]

I hope her makeup gets cakey and doesn’t blend properly every time she gets ready to see someone who isn’t me.

[Ahmed. @okayyfazal]

i hope she burns her hair with her straightener each time she gets ready for someone who isn't me.

[Ahmed. @okayyfazal]

I hope she reaches the final chapter of a 500-page mystery and finds out the last page was ripped out.

[Ahmed. @okayyfazal]

Others are calling her pretty be different and call her autistic

[Ahmed. @okayyfazal]

If your mother ever likes your outfit or your haircut just know that means you look like a fool

[Ahmed. @okayyfazal]

Girls to watch out for 🚩

Amina Kiara
Zakiyya Raeesa
Juwairiya Aliyah
Ammarah Fathima
Husna Tasmiya
Khatijah Maryam
Aisha Yumna
Shanice Sabeeha

[Ahmed. @okayyfazal]

And if you ever miss me, listen to maula meri maula.

[Ahmed. @okayyfazal]

And if you ever miss me, listen to die for you

[Ahmed. @okayyfazal]

The worst she could say is no

Her:

[Ahmed. @okayyfazal]

2 rules in life :

Dont be a poes.
Dont get taken for a poes.

-Nelson Mandela

[Ahmed. @okayyfazal]

Ngl I miss the days when we were in the back of the class laughing While getting no work done

[Ahmed. @okayyfazal]

l act like I’m okay but I need someone to climb the vodacom building with me

[Ahmed. @okayyfazal]

This dua is for you May Allah place immense barakah in your wealth open doors of halal rizq for you and bless you with provision that comes with ease peace and stability May you never have to compromise your deen for your dunya and may Allah enrich you in ways you never imagined.

[Ahmed. @okayyfazal]

Thought I'd get to see someone steal peppa pig again today but fokkol happened

[Ahmed. @okayyfazal]

Seeing South Africa lose made me realise how much I can’t afford to lose you 😔💍
#WorldCupRizz

[Ahmed. @okayyfazal]

Being alone in the toilet is a reminder that you always end up alone when shit happens

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First date and she talked about her ex for three hours.
Ahmed, im starting to miss you too bro.

[Ahmed. @okayyfazal]

If she does you wrong and then blames you for it, thats not a girl you're dating, thats Israel.