Okaylama

garâibü’l-mevcûdât / Political Post Doomist / ITU IE

[Okaylama @Okayyisi]

"My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;

Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!

Nothing beside remains. Round the decay

Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare

The lone and level sands stretch far away.”

[Okaylama @Okayyisi]

@luizamayorgun Canimsiinnki, para odulunu kazanirsak size cin tonik

(Toplamda 1 adet(bir) hepinize )

[Okaylama @Okayyisi]

Sirkette projeyle yarismaya katildik, gecen sene baska bi projeyle birinci olmustuk, sans dileyin

[Aimar Haddadi @AdvicebyAimar]

he is sandboxed for ai safety reasons

[Okaylama @Okayyisi]

@luizamayorgun @dahaaftervar Ossırada ikinizin de yöneticiniz olma fikri...Odama sürekli cin tonik getirtcem

[Okaylama @Okayyisi]

Alakasız ama ofise giris cikista kart basma olayi cok hayvan hissettiriyo ya,
Bazı firmalarda kat bazlı + tuvalete girerken bile kart basiliyo o apayri amk

[ezio @eziodeauditoree]

Abi İstanbul ya

[Okaylama @Okayyisi]

@luizamayorgun Sey mi peki buyukse 2 kere kucukse 1 kere tavana isiyosan hic kere mi basiliyo...

[ezio @eziodeauditoree]

Abi İstanbul ya

[もふもふ動画 @tyomateee2]

甘えん坊全開なフェネック、あまりにも可愛い🦊

[Okaylama @Okayyisi]

Gercekten insanlara yardim etmemek gerekiyor ya, neden sunun sunun da yardimini etmedin diye soruyorlar cok enteresan

[International Cyber Digest @IntCyberDigest]

The agents escaped the sandbox again

Meanwhile the agents' owners:

[Okaylama @Okayyisi]

Bu twit tarafindan bicaklandim

[Josip @l3d1c]

>be senior devops engineer in Germany
>master's degree, 10 years experience, five interview rounds
>72,000€ before tax
>C2 German required
>All team members based in Asia speaking English
>mandatory office attendance to sit on Teams with people at another mandatory office
>"we have a startup mindset"
>company founded in 1894, CEO is the founder's great-grandson
>"we have flat hierarchies"
>eight people can veto your decision, none can approve it
>hired to "drive digital transformation"
>need department head's signature to install Docker
>service account request rejected because "accounts must belong to a person"
>CI/CD pipeline ends with a ticket for Jürgen
>Jürgen on holiday until the 23rd
>AI tools forbidden because Datenschutz
>database password in an encrypted Excel file called Passwörter_final_NEU.xlsx
>root password in Confluence
>on-call every weekend
>company phone listed under benefits
>ask for a raise
>unfortunately the salary band is exhausted
>no budget for a second monitor
>external consultant gets 1,400€ a day to ask you how the code works
>take banana from company fruit basket
>office manager says those are for the upcoming customer visit
>Fachkräftemangel

[Eldritch Brick - BE NOT AFRAID @FuckKoroks]

The cuckstation

[Okaylama @Okayyisi]

@duzelistanbul @dahaaftervar Takipteyiz yeni favori hesabim ✍️

[Okaylama @Okayyisi]

“Hangi İstanbul binasısın?” testinde Dolmabahçe Sarayı çıktım (%66 uyum). Kristal avize, altın varak, denize sıfır. Az olsun öz olsun demedin.
Kişilik profilim: Hassas Eleştirmen.

Sen hangi binasın? Çöz, kıyaslayalım. @duzelistanbul
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