TheKid

God made me a full blown genius, what the fuck do I need you for

[Brett Kollmann @BrettKollmann]

“Oh Balogun is just playing for the U.S. because he couldn’t make the England squad”…Folks, that is the entire promise of our nation.

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free.

And then we’ll beat your ass with them.

[TheKid @okayyitsandre]

Never the same after I got sober from you ✌️

[Prints.and.the.Revolution @PrintsandtheRev]

How compelling……

[Sheriff Chad Bianco @ChadBianco]

California, let's do something different this year.

Elect me as Governor.

If after 4 years, safety and prosperity aren't your thing, you can always elect another Newsom type.

[TheKid @okayyitsandre]

@_onlyscott Di Maria

[Justin Bieber @justinbieber]

Went to where I shot my music video for baby

This is what happened

[TheKid @okayyitsandre]

@honeybean_nessa Favorite season 🫡

[TheKid @okayyitsandre]

Spoiling my girl is really what im trynna to do till I drop 🫡

[TheKid @okayyitsandre]

I know you dream about me

[Barstool Philly @BarstoolPhilly]

FLY EAGLES FLY 🦅

[TheKid @okayyitsandre]

The fact that my 90lb tortoise has learned to open the sliding into my house is driving me up a fucking wall bro

[Pizza Hut @pizzahut]

start diggin in yo hut twin

[reallysoftuser @sftusr]

"how do I fit them in my banner?
nvm figured it out"

[TheKid @okayyitsandre]

You’ve never likes things being nice
Drama Queen
just like your momma

[TheKid @okayyitsandre]

Baby fever do be hittin lately ☠️

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

This is what we’re up against

DISGUSTING EVIL

[TheKid @okayyitsandre]

@gatolola19 Obviously ain’t look at mirror yet🫡
Respectfully ma’am you’re tripping rn don’t forget who you are

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

I don't have kids and this is exactly what I want my tax dollars going to.