cesar

[emi @vxmpcore_]

maybe ur cat is meowing bc it wants a cigarette

[۟ @unknwnacct]

fuck.

[e :): @godwithalittleg]

the méxico jersey stays ON during sex

[Neet @neet_sol]

Worth a shot

[heh @coldinchrome]

of course i yearn im mexican

[evan.. @dogparkranger]

i think she's using me for my terrible looks and bad penis and no money

[. @playboicurrryy]

how it feels getting caught working out in your room

[solé @layxsnv]

these new mosquitos pulling yo pants down & eating yo ass !

[blaire @pissshit90001]

Farted and my coworkers thought there was a gas leak

[“paula” @paularambles]

US gym culture is crazy because wdym you’re in the sauna fully clothed with sneakers and noise-cancelling headphones

[sui ☄️ @birdabo]

everybody calm down.

i got this.

[dan nolan @dannolan]

I’m not dying from some fucking hentai virus

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Ever since I was a little boy, I knew I wanted to log into Microsoft Authenticator 47 times a day.

[• @yducknow]

how it feels to speak during a work meeting when u are under 30

[Maung Thuta @CypressDahlia]

Scientist's notes: "hmm the rat lookin kinda sexier today"

[Jhay @jhayusb]

omw to get the worm early asf