Chris Johnson

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[Chris Johnson @okcjohnson]

@DonaldJTrumpJr Wasn't your dad convicted of campaign fraud?

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@bariweiss When my kids go to college, they will study the absolute epic failure of CBS News and your name will be right there in the textbooks as an example of what not to do.

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@nickbilton

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@HorrorNightsORL Why are you singling out registered nurses?

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@WhiteHouse The irony of this being the spokesperson for the white house while people are pawning their possessions to pay for gas. 😂

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@TWShannon Is that why Trump signed an EO quadrupling the import quota of Argentine beef? Go remind the panhandle farmers about that.

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@RobSchneider @DisneyABCTV I'll bet you the deletion of our accounts that they don't. If he isn't fired today, you have to delete your account. If he is fired today, I'll delete my account?

Deal? Or are you just spewing nonsense for fun?

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@TWShannon There's that division & attack rhetoric that we expected from you! I was worried you were gonna phone in some fake statement of "Christian peace and unity in times of chaos".

Let me save you the time & write the comeback for you. "Nothing says divide and attack like the Dems!"

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@PressSec I wonder if he's gonna talk about how someone in his inner circle predicted that "shots would be fired" that evening.

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@PamBondi @POTUS You got canned and you're still drinking his KoolAid? That's a strong mixture!

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@mattgaetz Bro how are you still posting about anything? 😂

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@RepNancyMace If you think that was real, I've got oceanfront property in Oklahoma for sale. I'll give you a great deal on it too!

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@FBIDirectorKash @FBI Aren't you about to be fired? 😂

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@JudgeJeanine ...this aged well. 😂

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@LA28 @NBCOlympics @Olympics @axs @eventim_usa I registered for the last one. Didn't get a single email with either a time or a "sorry you weren't picked this time"

Can't wait to get shut out from this drop too.

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@WWE @espn Can we get some more ads for $30/month? That's really the content we came for.

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@FBIDirectorKash Epstine?

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@TWShannon Ok, I'll take the bait:

What in your original post here was anything of substance enough to make me want to be anything other than incurious?

Was it the video of you clearly talking to the camera at the end, but you removed the audio and played @acdc instead?

[Chris Johnson @okcjohnson]

I see #BestGuessLive didn't watch the HQ Trivia documentary to see that what users REALLY love is a changed game format with a lower prize pool potential. Makes me less likely to play, honestly, @netflix