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The Semi-Sweetest Human you’ll ever meet 😉

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Guess who’s back 💁🏽‍♀️

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I’m just a teacher, trying to enhance your badahh children #TikTok https://t.co/XoVohrQ5HF

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Funny how white killers get whole Netflix series (seriously go look through the genre). And when white girls go missing? Instant documentary. Meanwhile, in 2022, 97,000+ Black women went missing—barely a headline. Media bias is loud. #BlackHistoryMonth

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He about to win this election lmao.

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What’s one thing you would change about society?

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Favorite comedy movies that would be considered “too offensive” today? Go!

Robert Downey Jr. in blackface is my number 1.

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Thank you. I’ll be here all week. #cornyjokes #dadjokes

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If all dogs go to heaven, where do cats go?
…PURRgatory.

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@ajc is now asking me to subscribe to read. Dang, we can’t even read the news for free anymore.

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So this is a real question for the People who “overline” their lips:

Do y’all just not drink, eat or kiss at all when you do that?

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@mariafynsknorup @funghibull Thats real

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@funghibull Prioritising mental health 🤍🥹

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Picked up my Olympus OM-1 for the first time in a long time and omg… how/why have I been depriving myself of such happiness.

#olympus #photograghy #filmcamera #filmphotography #olympusom1 #selfportrait

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Being a school teacher ≠ being a yoga teacher.

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Me to class: 1 person at a time to the restroom with the pass.

Student 1: Can I go to the RR?

Me: yes, here’s the pass.
*30 sec later*

Student 2: can I go to the RR?

Me: didn’t you just see Student 1 go? What did I just say?
*2 sec later*

Student 3: can I go to the RR?

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Sorry to all the people who’s names I forget after not seeing/speaking to them in years.

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Y’all stop procreating. Your kids are annoying. I feel like you actually know how annoying they are because you hand them off to us teachers for 8hr/day, knowing public education sucks but rather not deal with homeschooling them. Am I right? Lol jk