dr.stone😲

[rated ✧* @imyrated]

saw someone my age financially stable

[osama @0ba0sama]

how u gon try to gatekeep calypso...

[Locked in daily @OutwestLock]

He told the world about having to watch another man fuck his girl better than he ever did

Then he went home & his girl beat his ass wit a frying pan for putting their intimate business out there

& now he on here writing apology paragraphs… We ain’t ever seen no shit like this

[G 🇭🇹 @RubbBandGrant]

Yall underestimate a girlfriend’s effect

[Ustey @manus0024]

A white man's face when you're apologizing but he already called the police

[Rare @stfuayen]

Mix my shit this ain’t Italy

[Kenpachi @Kenpachi1070]

Depuis la traduction automatique, je me rends compte qu’on a vraiment tous la même vie mdrr

[dille @flurryfrenzy]

ok 🐘

[Bianca @73avenn]

@imfynerthanfyne Btw I think there’s an objective reality on what constitutes as cheating and what doesn’t . I don’t think it’s subjective. And I think if you accept certain things you both may as well be in a polygamous relationship

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

- living a millionaire lifestyle
- enjoying life peacefully
- no spotlight

This is literally the best life ever😭

[‎. @haitianglock]

That side nigga shit is funny until you meet dude and see how happy he is to be with her

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

Work beef is so unnecessary like just do your job 😭

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I have never opened Shazam without being in a rushed panic.

[reyrey♈️ @missshrey_]

This is always funny because women think it’s a switch that goes off when a ring is present lol if you’re not doing it now you won’t do it later

[yvl @yvltopshoota]

twitter is the only app that purposely shows you shit that pisses you off

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

Can Apple use common sense, if my phone is on silent but I set an alarm, WHY DO YOU THINK I WOULD WANT AN ALAAAAAAARM TO BE SILENT.?

[eliz @eliza___v]

Me having to go outside because the delivery guy don't know how to follow directions

[30th Street Yellow @afroangellic]

Niggas singing they asses off but young hoes don’t care about nunna dat

[500 🏎 @Kameron_Hay]

Between this and these kool-aid fruit jars our communities gonna have more amputees than Vietnam war vets in the next 10 years

[Zara @zaracraves]

that chicken polite af