mystery the pickup artist

film worker

[mystery the pickup artist @okcumputer]

@slotheronipizza @ian__grant Phish is not rock and roll

[mystery the pickup artist @okcumputer]

@WobBurnerBurner One shot?

[Yoko Ono @yokoono]

Who will win the World Cup?
A child who believes in a peaceful world.

[Shuja Haider @shujaxhaider]

here's my problem with "the pitt": the way the season turned out was NOT the same as the way i depicted it on my kitchen table using my homemade "the pitt" character dolls and impersonating all of their voices. and i think we all need to talk about that

[mystery the pickup artist @okcumputer]

@WobBurnerBurner Sports guy movie tweet

[mystery the pickup artist @okcumputer]

@cwik_greg Yes

[Martha Stewart @MarthaStewart]

OiI

[C.J. Prince @cj_prin]

Chloe Zhao directing Nomadland: ok in this scene just be poor

Non-actor: i am poor

Chloe Zhao: perfect just like that

[mystery the pickup artist @okcumputer]

@tim_cato Tim why are people trying to convince you that this isn’t impressive lol

[Perfume Genius @perfumegenius]

30 percent off is for towels and stuff like that

[Ray Padgett @rayfp]

Hard to keep up with the flood of new Bob Dylan biographies on Amazon that were definitely written by real human people

[Rajat Suresh @rajat_suresh]

Grinch: I would like to buy a dog

Pet store employee: ok are you a guy?

Grinch: No. I am some sort of gorilla

Pet store employee: That is fine.

Grinch: A green gorilla

Employee: Doesn’t matter

[mystery the pickup artist @okcumputer]

@is_this_the_is How would one watch this?

[pauline kael bot @paulinekaelbot]

I go into the movie, I watch it, and I ask myself what happened to me.

[mystery the pickup artist @okcumputer]

@JacobGorb We want to watch it

[mystery the pickup artist @okcumputer]

@apat10 it’s fine and good!

[mystery the pickup artist @okcumputer]

Your average person on set is talking about how good stranger things is whenever they aren’t talking about their investment properties

[devin morgan @fedafter12am]

if you walk onto a film set and talk to most of the crew, they'd probably give you a top 10 list that looks like tarantinos