French Onion Soup Hater

He/Him Founding member of The Borg Brothers. Co-inventor of big ice and bathroom microwave

[French Onion Soup Hater @okdavies]

As president I would ban the Subway sandwiches smell

[French Onion Soup Hater @okdavies]

I’ve been in my late 20s for 2 days and I’ve already listened to an entire Steely Dan album and watched a Civil War documentary. I can also feel the slow transition from wallet to crumpled cash in a money clip. Can’t escape the cycle

[China Townsman @Boomer_Pride]

They expect none of us in the horse brother.

[French Onion Soup Hater @okdavies]

Now that i’m settling into my late 20s, I can feel Revolutionary War history calling to me like a siren on a rocky shore

[French Onion Soup Hater @okdavies]

Being an english speaker with a background in Spanish, cursory but more recently used understanding of Mandarin and now learning French got me saying shit like “Je 不 entender français” or “je prends 一个 botello d’agua” on my work trip. And let me tell you the French hate me.

[French Onion Soup Hater @okdavies]

The lion does not concern himself with “I before E”

[French Onion Soup Hater @okdavies]

The world if Simulation Swarm by Big Thief were like 15 minutes long

[French Onion Soup Hater @okdavies]

Just heard a dad say “I love you my guy” to his teen son. The bond between a father and a son is so beautiful

[French Onion Soup Hater @okdavies]

I respect a pizza place that doesn’t give shakers. The pizza’s not great and i’d love some parm of jawn but I respect you

[French Onion Soup Hater @okdavies]

Why does every rooftop bar need to either be very nice and expensive or like the worst dive but outside. Where are the mediocre rooftop bars?

[French Onion Soup Hater @okdavies]

No greater feeling on a work trip then switching over from the eating bed to the sleeping bed

[French Onion Soup Hater @okdavies]

A tip for the fellas: Don’t make coffee and pot plants at the same time. You’ll wish you knew which brown specks were which

[French Onion Soup Hater @okdavies]

I thought it was over, but behold: It’s so back

[French Onion Soup Hater @okdavies]

@nukemctavish I think you mean “bean salad”

[French Onion Soup Hater @okdavies]

This spam text almost got me

[French Onion Soup Hater @okdavies]

Retweet if you think Zohran should add building a new state-of-the-art winter sports complex to his mayoral campaign

[French Onion Soup Hater @okdavies]

@DogTurdCanada @cwebbonline Legalize comedy

[French Onion Soup Hater @okdavies]

Going to all you can eat sushi with my team after work today. I’m either going to get a promotion or they’re going to let me go