EVERY APOTHECARY DIARIES EPISODE
court lady: EEE!!! THERE’S A GHOST SLAPPING MY ASS!!!
maomao: the fabric of your dress is a heavy material that slaps your ass as you walk. but the vibrations can cause a miscarriage
jinshi: i am openly in love with you
gaoshun:
Gender wars are basically just reducing class issues into gender issues. I have more in common with the homeless guy at the train station than a female CEO