miracle johnson

[miracle johnson @okerin]

margaret is short for marlboro cigarette

[Nicki Minaj @NICKIMINAJ]

Wtf? Is this real? Thank you, Ethel.

[Nicki Minaj @NICKIMINAJ]

Starships were meant to fly

[Ms. Grace Kuhlenschmidt @GKuhlenschmidt]

i wasn’t going to vote but then i saw this

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imagine waking up from a 5 year coma and the first thing you see when you go outside is a cyber truck

[miracle johnson @okerin]

in the work bathroom practicing my mr beast smile in the mirror

[miracle johnson @okerin]

two nights ago montessori dracula visited me in my dreams and hasn’t left since

[miracle johnson @okerin]

just caught a glance of myself in the mirror and i’m absolutely devastated yall let me walk around like this smh

[miracle johnson @okerin]

creatine vape

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suddenly remembered i have a middle name and it made me dizzy

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yes please,,…

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@platonicvenus i’m On my way!

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@platonicvenus bout that time again

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Mikes Hard Sandwiches

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last night my doordash driver texted me begging for 5 stars then left my food in the rain

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watching the kardashians and i can’t stop thinking about how none of them have ever had a quiktrip hotdog

[miracle johnson @okerin]

haven’t vaped in 4 hours i think my head is collapsing in on itself i need my flavored air