squirt vonnegut

[jz2 @mixedgrass666]

[engaging in one of my many vices] this is the one vice I allow myself

[Billy Jarrett @billyjarrettugh]

The original miscellaneous unc shooting poison

[major fartagaz @fartagaz]

Luthen Rael? The gay antique shop owner?

[Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers]

First they came for me. Like, right away. I tried saying "Don't you have some trade unionists or gypsies or something to deal with?", I tried giving them names, but they weren't interested.

[xVx_CoolDude69_xVx 🌋🖤 @XCoolDude69X]

Robert Eggers Moby Dick movie with Willem Dafoe as Ahab would genuinely be life changing

[𓃹 @steadybadlucker]

Fuckboy/girl was such a vulgar term I'm glad we say stuff like hypergamous diddy foid now

[𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚎 @hellspatisserie]

[very clever student in Calc 1 extremely frustrated by a math problem] Leibniz was a pedophile

[squirt vonnegut @okfinebut]

@janabrooks4 @mehdirhasan

[JP @jpbrammer]

I think "moral failing" has been abstracted enough online that it's basically shorthand for "stop making me feel bad"

[shitpost replicator @ggarashirr]

ds9 is a walkable community

[🔎Al🔍 @SweatieAngle]

Oh shit is that a The New Yorker tote bag?! Hell yeah. Fuck my pussy all the way up dawg

[JP @jpbrammer]

[me immediately after Plato anxiously proposes the concept of the world of forms] this dude thinks beds borrow their bedness from bed world LMAO

[James @exhaustdata]

Genuinely my favorite thing about Ulysses is that the cat says “Mrkgnao,” as if Joyce was trying to advance non-human language as well

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

The whimsical little woodland gnome when I blast it with my .44 magnum

[R.L. @rhymewithrachel]

watching twilight and I keep making myself laugh imagining if it was just that bitch alucard or any other vampire instead of Edward

[BUKASHKA @jellovella]

Disco elysium asks the important question of: what would you do if there was a real honest-to-god socialist organization that had the capacity to make change on a structural level but everybody in it was, like, super fucking annoying, and the guy in charge was ugly and weird?