JOEL

VENTURE CAPITALIST | PROJECT X™

[JOEL @oki_joel]

Truth is a beautiful thing.

[JOEL @oki_joel]

The referee isn’t here to joke, small mistake and he calls out the red card.
3 red card in one game is crazy!
#worldcup #MEXRSA

[JOEL @oki_joel]

2 red cards????? What the hell?? To be fair, the second red card was a wrong call from the ref. I wonder how the South African team can recover from this. 2 men down would definitely feel like shit.

[JOEL @oki_joel]

Ladies and gentlemen, the WORLD CUP is upon us.

[JOEL @oki_joel]

It’s estimated to be valued around $75B to $85B considering its massive scale record complexity index.

[Olumide Adesina @olumidecapital]

I hope 🇳🇬 retail understands the world's largest refinery doesn't have a valuation of $60 billion +. Jamnagar produces 1.4 million barrels per day

[JOEL @oki_joel]

I knew this was eventually gonna happen..after acquiring the 20.07% stake that made him the single largest shareholder.

[Nairametrics @Nairametrics]

BREAKING: Seplat Energy appoints Tony Elumelu as Chairman, names Effiong Okon CEO https://t.co/r03i4irceP

[JOEL @oki_joel]

Good to know that the space x IPO will be listed in bamboo.

[Bamboo @investbamboo]

Guyssss!!!!

Elon Musk is coming to Nigeria🎉

[JOEL @oki_joel]

“Except you’re paying a fortune” who TF does Toriola thinks he’s talking to? These corporate niggas be lying as fuvk!

[Channels Television @channelstv]

'The issue of unlimited data on mobile networks: it doesn't exist anywhere in the world except if you're paying a fortune. There's a limit because you can never build enough capacity for everyone to be on an unlimited bundle, and you think you'll provide a quality of service that is decent,' says Chief Executive Officer (CEO) of MTN Nigeria, Karl Toriola.

[JOEL @oki_joel]

These videos are cracking me up mate 😂😂😂😂

[lynk @lynk0x]

POV: You bought the dip but it kept dipping:

[Ted @TedPillows]

Stocks are dumping.
Gold is dumping.
Silver is dumping.
Crypto is dumping.
Bonds are dumping.
Even Oil is dumping.

If everything is dumping, where the hell is money going?

[JOEL @oki_joel]

Broooooooooooo

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 $1.75 trillion wiped out from the US stock market today.

$130,000,000,000 wiped out from the crypto market cap.

[JOEL @oki_joel]

I don’t think there’s anyone who doesn’t want him to get back his money.

[Olumide Adesina @olumidecapital]

🇳🇬 4th richest man is the last person you want to owe money', even his best friend at some point saw some reaction. First Bank will get their money back

[JOEL @oki_joel]

Dammmm!! This is HIP HOP 🔥🔥

[HYPETRIBE @hypetribeng]

YCEE DIDN’T LOSE IT FOR A SECOND 🤯😧

[JOEL @oki_joel]

We all agree it’s Monday Okpebholo right?
We can as well add that one in ebonyi state ( that one just Dey clueless)

[Alabi @the_Lawrenz]

Who is the most useless Governor in Nigeria currently?

[JOEL @oki_joel]

Obi Jackson go finally see space breathe

[ARISE NEWS @ARISEtv]

Supreme Court overturns Appeal Court ruling that froze assets of Nestoil and Neconde Oil in a major legal victory. https://t.co/I5pdfo6HSq

[JOEL @oki_joel]

Arsenal had Just one job, defend that goal!!

Anyway, THIS IS FOOTBALL. The Uefa champions league.

[JOEL @oki_joel]

Wwwwwwwwwssss! ❤️

[MOsho 🇳🇬🇬🇧 @moses_ademola3]

Turns out there was really a husband on the other end of the mail.

I love you now, and always @charityaje ❤️

Thank you X (Twitter).

#wemetonx #wemetontwitter #twitterlovestories

[JOEL @oki_joel]

My bro, this nigga useless gan.. since how many days wey the incident happen and by the way they made the post around 11pm.
Cluelessness and zero empathy in one man.

[Bola Ahmed Tinubu @officialABAT]

On this Children’s Day, I celebrate every Nigerian child. I celebrate the child who is excelling in school. I celebrate the child who is learning a trade. I celebrate the child living with disability and still pressing forward with courage. I celebrate the child who has lost much but has not lost hope.

Today belongs to you. It is a day to celebrate your innocence, your strength, your creativity, your aspirations, and the immeasurable value you bring to our nation. You are the pride of our Republic, the custodians of tomorrow’s promise, and the living reminder that we can shape the future of Nigeria by the opportunities we create for our children today.

The theme for this year’s celebration, “Future Now: Promoting Inclusion for Every Nigerian Child,” speaks powerfully to the soul of our national conscience. It reminds us that the future is not a distant promise; it is already here.

As we mark this special day, which coincides with Eid-el-Kabir, some Nigerian children and their teachers in Oyo and Borno should be with their families, but are being held captive by criminals. Some children have been forced into fear. Some parents cannot join today’s celebration because their hearts are set on one prayer: ‘Bring our children home.’

To those children, their parents, and their teachers, I say this as a father and your President: you are not forgotten. You are not abandoned.

To the families grieving and despondent, your government will not turn your pain into ceremony. We will continue to work until children taken from their homes, schools and communities are returned safely, and until those who profit from this cruelty are brought to justice.

I have directed all relevant security agencies to sustain and intensify coordinated rescue operations for abducted children and other vulnerable citizens across the country. These operations must be intelligence-led, carefully executed and focused first on the safe recovery of our children.

I have also directed the strengthening of school protection measures in high-risk areas. This will include updated school vulnerability mapping, closer coordination between state governments and security commands, rapid response links between schools and local security units, and stronger community-based early warning systems.

The Federal Ministry of Education, working with state governments, is to deepen the implementation of the Safe Schools framework with clear reporting, clear responsibility and clear timelines. Every school in a vulnerable area must know who to call, what to do, where to move, and how to protect children when danger is identified.

We will also improve support for children who have survived abduction, violence and displacement. Rescue is not the end of the government’s duty. A child who returns from trauma must return to care, medical attention, counselling, education and dignity. I have directed the relevant ministries and agencies to ensure that recovered children receive proper reintegration support, not temporary attention.

Let me also state that protecting children cannot be left solely to the government. Parents, teachers, traditional rulers, religious leaders, community leaders, youth groups, transport unions, local vigilantes and the media all have a role to play. When a community sees strange movement around a school and keeps quiet, a child is placed at risk. When warning signs are ignored, families suffer. When information is shared quickly and responsibly, lives can be saved.

This is why we will continue to strengthen the link between communities and security agencies. The fight to protect children must begin before an attack happens, not after one has already occurred.

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[JOEL @oki_joel]

Politics mad gan 😂😂😂

Chop e face for primaries and wish am happy birthday the next day.

[Atiku Abubakar @atiku]

Happy Birthday to my brother and fellow patriot, H.E. Chibuike Rotimi Amaechi, @ChibuikeAmaechi.

Your courage, conviction, and years of service to Rivers State and Nigeria continue to inspire many across the nation. I wish you good health, strength, and many more years of impactful service to our dear country. -AA

[JOEL @oki_joel]

It’s been 11 days since the kidnapping of over 40 students from schools in OYO state and it looks like we’ve all moved on like it’s nothing. It has long been happening up north and now it’s here in the south. The security of Nigerians isn’t guaranteed, it can b anyone at anytime.

[JOEL @oki_joel]

PEP GUARDIOLA: greatest manager in the land and all the world.💯💯

[Premier League @premierleague]

Pep Guardiola says goodbye to @ManCity. 🩵