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@elonmusk Curious how it works when the fuckwad you got elected destroys the earth and everyone dies?

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@elonmusk How many have they shot in the head for trying to go home?

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@AGPamBondi @USMarshalsHQ How about the Epstein files- maybe take a pedo off the street too?

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@TONYxTWO It does have that Dictator kind of “Glow” about it, doesn’t it?

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@FBIDirectorKash @FBIDDBongino How about the pedo files- you said you would release them, why are you protecting? Just do it and set yourself free

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@FBIDDBongino Yo Dan- Epstein files! Not going away- Do what you know you need to do!
You will feel better, we all will feel better- Release the stuff

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@ExxAlerts Where is the Epstein stuff

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@historyrock_ https://t.co/Rc4Eo4xS7R

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USD 383 approves policy removing behavior therapists from schools https://t.co/kxDIZ6rNvP via @MERCnewsroom

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@JerryMoran Who screwed up and had all the weather stations off air during tornado/ severe weather season

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@thehill Now do a hair sample drug test so we can see where your head has been for the last ninety days

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@elonmusk “Elon, you’ve got the guts of a starship captain, chasing Asimov’s galactic dreams and Armstrong’s moonwalks. But those drug tests? If you knew the scanners were coming, that’s not the bold move of a trailblazer—it’s dodging the Klingons.

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@RonFilipkowski Yep- a hair test will show past usage (up to ninety days) a urine test maybe 5-7 days unless they use a detox kit

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@YourAnonCentral Yeah, he didn’t opt for a hair test - failing a urine test is comparable to failing an IQ test these days

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@elonmusk Whoa there cowboy, Let’s see your hair sample drug test results first

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@MarioNawfal Failing a piss test is like failing an IQ test- submit a hair sample and then I might believe you

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@atensnut Carful what you say, MAGA may be going on a freedumb vacation to the Mideast and Ukraine soon

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@jackunheard Maybe you can get an all expense vacation to the Mideast out of the deal

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@cb_doge Urine test😂 let’s see a hair sample test

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@DC_Draino Ok , why don’t you try the “injecting bleach thing” 🤣