Old Crow Shit Show

Bride to be and overall fuckup. Chaotic evil.

[Old Crow Shit Show @okiecreeper]

Family members talk shit about you 24/7 then wonder why you never show up to events.

[Old Crow Shit Show @okiecreeper]

I'm vegan buffalo I am a little bit too tall for you

[Old Crow Shit Show @okiecreeper]

If y'all don't get your goddamn filthy hands out of that ice cream I'm gonna lose it. Go back to eating Tide Pods.

[Old Crow Shit Show @okiecreeper]

Please, sir. Punctuation. Complete sentences. https://t.co/ku2nBr8jkR

[Old Crow Shit Show @okiecreeper]

@UpstateBruja Warm flaps

[Old Crow Shit Show @okiecreeper]

Remember when you didn't need caffeine to function and clothes shopping didn't make you cry? Good times.

[Old Crow Shit Show @okiecreeper]

Sublet: *doesn't pay rent*
Me: *doesn't let them move in until they pay rent*
Sublet:

[KJ ❤ @ILOVEQUEENB]

Disgusting. They say "come as you are", but don't really mean it.

[Old Crow Shit Show @okiecreeper]

Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an asshole

[Old Crow Shit Show @okiecreeper]

To the point of moving where I no longer care about anything and am willing to throw all my shit away for the sake of not packing.

[Old Crow Shit Show @okiecreeper]

I drank a cold brew and now I'm chasing it down with a Bang. Let's go boys it's gonna be a wild fucking night

[Old Crow Shit Show @okiecreeper]

This is such a lovely take on gender neutral restrooms and I'm here for it

[Old Crow Shit Show @okiecreeper]

I'm giving a free reading to whoever can correctly guess my SO's sun, moon, and rising signs. Lmao good luck y'all

[Old Crow Shit Show @okiecreeper]

Once I find a few clientele to sell my feet pics to it's over for you hoes

[Old Crow Shit Show @okiecreeper]

Treating myself to vegan buffalo mac and cheese.

[Old Crow Shit Show @okiecreeper]

Nobody put a gun to your head and forced you to cum in somebody, Richard.

[Richard Dean @dad_on_my_feet]

Dear non-parents who complain of being tired,

We get it—you DO have a right to be exhausted.

But don’t forget:

YOU have a CHOICE

We DON’T.

Now are you going to help me attach this caffeine IV, or do I need to do it myself LIKE EVERYTHING ELSE AROUND HERE???

—a tired parent

[Old Crow Shit Show @okiecreeper]

Moving: because your shitty day doesn't have to end at work.

[Old Crow Shit Show @okiecreeper]

I lost friends, I lost family, but I can't lose this weight. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Old Crow Shit Show @okiecreeper]

Imagine spending tens of thousands on a degree just to get a job in your hometown. I could never.

[Old Crow Shit Show @okiecreeper]

@jesusfknhatesme That fucking side door in the garage!

[Old Crow Shit Show @okiecreeper]

Renovating my creepy ass house! A thread: