Tristan Doss

sane guy. insta:@shadowkurgan

[Tristan Doss @okinrov]

It’s easier to investigate what they think they are gonna get instead of waiting to see what y’all think of me again so they can do it for me by doing what they do best for me. 0 thinking.

[Tristan Doss @okinrov]

Found cuz savings in the time they find a dollar. Don’t worry, Palantir will hate me for knowing while all the people born here already know by you’re favorite guess for all of us. I’ll snap back to our reality and let them start the shitposting for real. The stemmy is the cigs.

[Tristan Doss @okinrov]

Where I buried our cat Pixie when she died a long time ago. I’m sure by the time they try the bounty the bounty is already gone for me.

[Tristan Doss @okinrov]

What are they even debating in the space base anymore? My imaginary space pod in a gas station bathroom is thanking me for walking. 😂🤓 discord assassination can’t happen if it isn’t AI, buddies.

[Tristan Doss @okinrov]

Online school was the best school imo. Merit only and the trash was just tossed.

[Matt Morse @MattMorseTV]

The process of grooming young Americans to take out high interest rate student loans that can't be defaulted out of in the K-12 public school systems, with zero collateral, at the age of 18, for university degrees that are effectively worthless, then offering them 50 year mortgage loans is called "spawn camping," in video-game terms.

We should be protecting our youth; not selling them into a lifetime of debt slavery.

[Tristan Doss @okinrov]

4 people in a house but only one lawyer here I’ll do it for them. My PTSD says do what the fuck I want while yours just says watch me.

[Tristan Doss @okinrov]

I’ll come remember 9/11 in the circle.

[Tristan Doss @okinrov]

I’m a modern zoomer for boomers. Don’t stress, they’ll go insane for me in the time it’d take for them to go insane on 1/6 with their own body cam footage in the first place for the contaminated evidence they wouldn’t make with their delusional AI.

[Tristan Doss @okinrov]

The real 9/11 in a 7/11 for 911. An intersection for people who can’t drive.

[Tristan Doss @okinrov]

I’ll let them use AI to drive, it’ll be funnier when they are running and I’m the guy running them over and over again.

[Tristan Doss @okinrov]

Can’t catch the real outlaw by killing me because I’m worth more alive now so try me ya fucks. I’ll put on the worth of my lawyers during my case. Some pants. Worth more alive than any of them dead. 😂🤓🥳

[Tristan Doss @okinrov]

At this rate they’re just trying to be disabled to be slower than me so they can be faster than me over a Lowe’s. 😂✌🏻👻

[Tristan Doss @okinrov]

Only thing hurting me at this point is a useless AI that thinks I don’t know when to take a shit or piss for a leather jacket in the bathroom. Don’t worry, by the time this kohls had anything stolen they would all have the rabies to cure it.

[Tristan Doss @okinrov]

I’ll find a chip and put a revolver in his head for what he did to my little sister. I think that’s fair enough for all horseman.

[Tristan Doss @okinrov]

Walk before you crawl and try to run the first time. ✌🏻👍🏻🥶

[Tristan Doss @okinrov]

Under a random bridge at in intersection for the vigilante in the first place. They can thank me.

[Tristan Doss @okinrov]

They make their random with Pepsi instead of Coke.

[Tristan Doss @okinrov]

Trying to explain Focus on the Family to people not born here is way more fun then the people who just call it wascist and get mad, I’d have already fucking found the AA guy.