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I’ve had mouth pain my whole life

[𝗝ake @okjakewhat]

Ppl ask me what I’m gonna be for Halloween bitch I’m gonna be working

[𝗝ake @okjakewhat]

My life’s in pandemonium atm

[𝗝ake @okjakewhat]

Ciabatta Son or Focaccia Daughter?

[𝗝ake @okjakewhat]

Paul McCartney pls don’t die @PaulMcCartney

[𝗝ake @okjakewhat]

Don’t talk about Ant from the Basement Yard that way

[Brie Monger @ThisStupidTwink]

why do podcasts always have a guy offscreen that googles things for them. you dont need all that

[Julie Greiner @JulieAbridged]

something crazy is happening in Los Angeles right now where you kind of black out and wake up with $28 tickets to the 2028 Olympic Horse Dressage Prelims

[𝗝ake @okjakewhat]

Mfs think I’m having “The College Experience”, whole time I’m watching “The Pitt” with my roommate 😭✌️

[𝗝ake @okjakewhat]

It really is just One Battle After Another

[𝗝ake @okjakewhat]

You won’t see me

[𝗝ake @okjakewhat]

Beatlemania

[𝗝ake @okjakewhat]

The Beatles were really just them weren’t they

[𝗝ake @okjakewhat]

They won’t van gogh me

[𝗝ake @okjakewhat]

Perhaps the greatest song ever written

[𝗝ake @okjakewhat]

The worst part of eating an orange is smelling like you ate an orange for the rest of the day

[𝗝ake @okjakewhat]

I hope I live long enough to watch the rizzler biopic

[𝗝ake @okjakewhat]

I wish I had a twitter following bc I do got some shit to say

[𝗝ake @okjakewhat]

Damn they were not lying abt the consequences of your own actions 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[𝗝ake @okjakewhat]

How long before they make a live action despicable me

[𝗝ake @okjakewhat]

@zaramerryy @csuf if ur seeing this, no ur not

[𝗝ake @okjakewhat]

@zaramerryy PLEASE. I only bought it so I could upload attachments to grok 2 😞