2020: “You need to stop using plastic straws. Climate change is the greatest threat to humanity.”
2026: “Anyway, here’s a 62-square-mile AI data center"
Increíble que ahora todo hace daño, que el aceite, que la leche, que bañarse todos los días, que dormir del lado derecho, todo es malo excepto trabajar 8 horas al día, 5 días a la semana. Eso sigue siendo buenísimo.
asked my grandpa what he thinks about the new spotify logo and he told me he saw a man get run over by an M4 sherman tank and pulverized into jelly in korea. the rain diluted his remains into the mud and his existence was erased from history in just a few minutes
The UFC literally moved their numbered events an hour earlier just to cram in extra ads & start the main event at the same time.
I honestly am really starting to hate Paramount & the non stop ads & stalling. Over 2 hours to get through 3 fights
No matter where you stand politically, I think we can all come together and agree that putting spyware in our cars that watches what we do and can decide whether we’re even allowed to drive is a direct violation of our 4th amendment right and absolute tyranny.
Druski has the comedic capability to ridicule any and every group but there is only one group he must avoid under threat of losing everything.
It would be the best skit of all time but it would be his last. Everyone knows exactly who they are.
Dustin Poirier asks Justin Gaethje a question:
🗣️ Dustin: "When we fought for the BMF belt, did your foot hurt as bad as my head the next day?"
🗣️ Gaethje: "I was pimping not limping." 😭