Josh 🔱

USMC vet/ 0331 🏴‍☠️

[Josh 🔱 @okjosh2]

I love you buddy

[TONY @TonyMichaelX]

Literally.

[Jason Bassler @JasonBassler1]

2020: “You need to stop using plastic straws. Climate change is the greatest threat to humanity.”

2026: “Anyway, here’s a 62-square-mile AI data center"

[la nea elegante @laneaelegante]

Increíble que ahora todo hace daño, que el aceite, que la leche, que bañarse todos los días, que dormir del lado derecho, todo es malo excepto trabajar 8 horas al día, 5 días a la semana. Eso sigue siendo buenísimo.

[Tony Rigatoni @tonyrigatonee]

Jewish niggas be like "we dont control American politics" and then spend 30 million dollars unseating a single congressman in Kentucky

[JT @jiratickets]

asked my grandpa what he thinks about the new spotify logo and he told me he saw a man get run over by an M4 sherman tank and pulverized into jelly in korea. the rain diluted his remains into the mud and his existence was erased from history in just a few minutes

[Jenni @hashjenni]

My hot take is US Senators should be paid whatever their states minimum wage is. That’s how you represent your constituents, you live like them.

[Kaguya’s Top Gal @hayasaka_aryan]

One of the best posts on this site

[MMA Joey @MMAJOEYC]

The UFC literally moved their numbered events an hour earlier just to cram in extra ads & start the main event at the same time.

I honestly am really starting to hate Paramount & the non stop ads & stalling. Over 2 hours to get through 3 fights

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

Negotiations must be going horrifically if they’re calling me

[Mandy @MarindaVannoy1]

No matter where you stand politically, I think we can all come together and agree that putting spyware in our cars that watches what we do and can decide whether we’re even allowed to drive is a direct violation of our 4th amendment right and absolute tyranny.

[WALKER🪂 @maxl1am]

my mom was really serving us home cooked meals every single day…… younger me didn’t realize how much work and how much of a blessing that is

[Will Compton @_willcompton]

Once you see this move from your boy at the bar —it’s time to get the crew out of there

[SNEAKO @sneako]

Druski has the comedic capability to ridicule any and every group but there is only one group he must avoid under threat of losing everything.

It would be the best skit of all time but it would be his last. Everyone knows exactly who they are.

[kenny @kendillywilly]

back in my day you could buy cigarettes when you were 18

[Aelfred The Great @aelfred_D]

𓅓𓂋 𓊪𓂋𓅂𓋴𓇋𓂧𓅂𓈖𓏏…

[🇺🇸 The American Culturist 🇺🇸 @MericaCulture]

Telling my kids this was MLK

[L9FRIENDLYSTYLE @L9FRIENDLYSTYLE]

“Your total is 19.33”

“Heres 20. Keep the kirk”

[Championship Rounds @ChampRDS]

Dustin Poirier asks Justin Gaethje a question:

🗣️ Dustin: "When we fought for the BMF belt, did your foot hurt as bad as my head the next day?"

🗣️ Gaethje: "I was pimping not limping." 😭

[Spinnin Backfist @SpinninBackfist]

Max Holloway and Charles Oliveira fight this week

One of them has to lose

I’m not ready

[Darth Powell @VladTheInflator]

Trump makes a major announcement about the war with Iran