Oklahoma Jack

Land Clearing Guy: I play inside a skid steer.

[Oklahoma Jack @oklahoma_jack]

The amount of people justifying the stabbing of a boy at a school athletic event, clearly the antagonist, clearly pre meditated… they walk among us.. arm yourselves…

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

Karmelo Anthony’s parents wanted their son to live in a gated community, and now he will. So it all worked out for them in the end.

[Oklahoma Jack @oklahoma_jack]

@nofanboymma Whyyyyyy is he crying brooo??? wtf

[Oklahoma Jack @oklahoma_jack]

@coachgregadams Not true. At all..

[Oklahoma Jack @oklahoma_jack]

@irentdumpsters Have been working on this for months.. was sort of the last puzzle piece of online dominance I felt I needed even though we absolutely don’t have to have it.. LFG

[Oklahoma Jack @oklahoma_jack]

My timeline is full of retards.. literally

[Oklahoma Jack @oklahoma_jack]

@miltonappl3 This didn’t happen.. and if it did… it still didn’t happen

[Oklahoma Jack @oklahoma_jack]

It’s a good thing that I couldn’t give a fuck less what Chris Bitcher 7 beach chairs away thinks of me sipping a cold one.. WTF is this gay observation??

[Chris Boettcher @chrisboettcher9]

I have zero tolerance for dads who show up on vacation, immediately crack and cold one, and then spend hours observing the fun their kids are having from a chair instead of being a part of it.

You can choose numbness or you can choose to make memories. You don't get the time back.

[Oklahoma Jack @oklahoma_jack]

@9mmsmg “You have to answer to god..”…. Bitch, god made a defect, send it back

[Oklahoma Jack @oklahoma_jack]

@rickystavrowsky @Mappy6984

[Oklahoma Jack @oklahoma_jack]

@Musclegray1 @Mappy6984 No shit.. some consequences are worth it

[Oklahoma Jack @oklahoma_jack]

@staubingenetics @Mappy6984 Got no issue with that.. I am fully aware that’s it’s against the law ya dumb fuck.. camera man knows he’s being a fag and he should be treated as such.. lol.. you literally just called yourself “the biggest pussy”

[Oklahoma Jack @oklahoma_jack]

@Granlatinos @Mappy6984 lol shhhhh.. go take your meds

[Oklahoma Jack @oklahoma_jack]

@LegacyProgramVP @iFightForKids @WSMV Honestly don’t care about this story, but can you FUCKING ELABORATE on the “black box” being extracted from the f250?!?! WHAT. THE.FUCK??????? Tell me this ain’t some new shit we gotta worry about?!

[Oklahoma Jack @oklahoma_jack]

@peterstopcrime You’re not wrong but you do need a new husband because right now you have a wife

[Oklahoma Jack @oklahoma_jack]

@TeofimoLopez @Goldenglovesorg @USABoxing @Olympics I’ve never heard of you which is nearly impossible yet here we are so…that’s probably why

[Oklahoma Jack @oklahoma_jack]

Who’s going to NOT wake up and watch the fights tomorrow? Ffs… 🤦🏽‍♂️ #ufc

[Oklahoma Jack @oklahoma_jack]

Super dumb take… the ones actually willing to sit down and watch the video step by step are so afraid of messing up that they double check everything 10 x’s.. the ones like us that have done a million times get so comfortable and then can’t believe when a terrible thing happens, blame on some other shiii… instead of holding our own dumb selves accountable for being in a hurry and forgetting a single important aspect.

[Oklahoma Jack @oklahoma_jack]

@arielhelwani See this isn’t “journalism” lol… this is cryism with a splash of reporting.