Kel

a girl from Solon just like kid cudi

[Kel @okletkell]

remember when they got married and the entire world lost their goddamn mind

[Kel @okletkell]

if i were a touring artist i would play all my songs live in order of how they are on the album because i did it right the first time

[Kel @okletkell]

@springsteen excited to hear New York City Serenade in DC!!!! cannot wait king (on my knees begging)

[Kel @okletkell]

@springsteen on my knees beeeggginnnggggg you to play new york city serenade in dc thank youuuuuuuuu

[Kel @okletkell]

they didn’t do synchro and it shows

[kat @amberlysabeau]

yep i fear this is actually my favorite photo i took at stars on ice. this is just like. its tears folks. its girlhood. its twirls on ice. its girls on ice. BLADE ANGELS 4 EVA.

[Kel @okletkell]

@springsteen round two asking you to play New York City Serenade at DC you could invite artists that boycott the kennedy center

[Kel @okletkell]

@springsteen hey king can you please play new york city serenade in washington dc plsplsplsplspls

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

wanna come over and kiss goodbye for exactly 3 minutes

[Kel @okletkell]

capitalism is getting a little too scary can we bring back undercover boss

[(not) NOT jackson @JacksonFromTwit]

drinking with someone who likes martinis is always weird cuz they’re like “i want it filthy and wet raw missionary with eye contact and sloppy making out” like alright man. cool. im happy u found a drink u like

[Kel @okletkell]

everyone thinks you’re soOOoo lame volunteering at the botanic garden until you’re the only one not running away from a bee because you know it doesn’t even have a stinger ha ha bitch i’m not brave that’s just a male carpenter bee you’re running from a BUG

[Kel @okletkell]

i used to get in trouble because teachers would sit me next to the talkative boys and i just chatted with them instead of having them be quiet

[⋆˚࿔ Keon ⋆˚࿔ Is watching Apothecary Diaries @PeachieRad]

Going back to this, what was the epidemic of girls who did good in class having to suffer by being put beside the baddest, most horrible of boys in hopes your behavior would influence them? I believe there’s a term for it but it was a conversation a while back.

[Kel @okletkell]

my hockey teammate: why didn’t you pass me the puck i was open
me: i wanted to see the striped man jump

[Kel @okletkell]

idc about your gaydar how good is your MAGA radar

[Lei ᯓ★ @cliygl]

SHSHSHSHSJ😭😭😭😭😭https://t.co/qHqEdUSED9

[Jomboy Media @JomboyMedia]

“halftime performer cancelled on us just go out there and make something up”

[Kel @okletkell]

going to start treating my twitter like my 2014 tumblr

[Art or Other Things @ArtorOtherThing]

‘Jubilee Procession in a Cornish Village’ by George Sherwood Hunter

[Kel @okletkell]

PSA for people about to discover Bruce Springsteen for the first time: Nebraska is NOT an entry-level album. if you want to get into him, start with Born to Run and Darkness, then other earlies #delivermefromnowhere #brucespringsteen

[Kel @okletkell]

my friends: want to hang out
me: ✨☺️🎊🙌🏼💋💕💃🏼🪩😘✨🥳🍾💯💸

[Kel @okletkell]

“do you want to leave early to avoid traff-” FUCK NO NO I DONT