Kelly Maher

Relapsed politico. Aspiring writer and farmer. Mom. Figuring out the next steps. Trying to figure out how to elevate politics to make people’s lives better.

[Kelly Maher @okmaher]

The most important speech to protect is that which offends you the most.

[Frank McNulty @SpkrMcNulty]

This is great news for @cologop - an adult in charge. Congrats Craig!

[Kelly Maher @okmaher]

The first day of summer and already staining our fingers with cherry juice.

[Emily Zanotti 🦝 @emzanotti]

Some personal news:

The Daily Wire laid off my husband, which sucks, but now it doesn’t have a litigator to enforce my NDA. You win some, you lose some.

Also, he’s definitely looking. Very talented in-house counsel, won against Arctic Frost. Years of experience. DM me, please!

[Kelly Maher @okmaher]

@KyleClark I’m old enough to remember that time @BarackObama didn’t do any media interviews for over 100 days and was coming under fire for a lack of transparency, so he did a “local tv” hit to placate the critics, and then you went straight from Benghazi to Abound Solar and it was 🔥🔥🔥

[Kelly Maher @okmaher]

@HadleyHeath @IWF Pink is a perfect color for you!!

[Kelly Maher @okmaher]

Last one. Curled up and resting.

[Mary Katharine Ham @mkhammer]

Post the last photo of your pet on your phone.

No cheating.

[Kelly Maher @okmaher]

Hi!!! Vote for the @B_flyPavilion please! Thank you! https://t.co/O0HKI0ygsr

[Kelly Maher @okmaher]

Man, if my boys could hear the internal dialogue I am running in my head that’s basically all f-words while I’m telling them: “we don’t say ‘shut up’ to one another, we speak with kindness.”

[Kelly Maher @okmaher]

😭🤬🥶

[Jon Murray @JonMurray]

Well this is sad news: Deep freeze wipes out peach crops on Colorado's Western Slope https://t.co/dbiPUmyhnn via @denverpost

[Kelly Maher @okmaher]

@sweetcsdesigns Ab. So. Lutely.

[Kelly Maher @okmaher]

@sweetcsdesigns It’s also delicious.

[Courtney O’Dell @sweetcsdesigns]

You should probably make this burrata and barley salad

[Jesse Aaron Paul ☀ @JesseAPaul]

NEW: Federal judge rejects Colorado GOP’s effort to block unaffiliated voters from participating in party’s 2026 primaries https://t.co/p3ThmgJktZ #copolitics

[Emily Zanotti 🦝 @emzanotti]

Apparently it was a burrata salad, making this eminently understandable

[Kelly Maher @okmaher]

Hundreds of people stuck at concourse A trying to get on the train to the other concourses after being required to walk to A to access to the rest of the airport. People missing flights and panicking. @DENAirport

[Kelly Maher @okmaher]

Oh my.

[jackie @jackienw]

There are some things you can’t make up…

#copolitics https://t.co/oD5sMVhRc6

[Kelly Maher @okmaher]

Be ungovernable.

[Rich O'Toole @RichOToole]

Now they issued a warning 😭

[Kelly Maher @okmaher]

@SenatorBrophy At this point there is no strategy off the table.

[Kelly Maher @okmaher]

If you call me a Democrat after dedicating my adult life and career to getting Republicans elected, want a government small enough to drown in a bathtub, and working to keep all my guns, that tells me how successful you’ll be in building the party. Good luck crowdfunding for your bet, like everything else. I’m sure you’ll pay up after working hard to put gallows on every corner.

[Kelly Maher @okmaher]

Ok, if I’m gonna start tweeting again, let’s start with something fun, how fast do we think Republicans in Colorado will race to a superminority at the gold dome of sadness if hate-peddler @Joeoltmann becomes Chairman of the @cologop? Pretty fast, right?