Shea 🖤

if u know me i will block u

[Shea 🖤 @oknvmshea]

damn girl, are you p<0.05? cause you look significant to me 🥹🫶🏻

[Shea 🖤 @oknvmshea]

maybe just don’t be suckling ur homies toes in public

[Shea 🖤 @oknvmshea]

is my emotional state liquid, solid, or gas?

[Shea 🖤 @oknvmshea]

is she lesbian or does she just have a baseball cap on?

[Shea 🖤 @oknvmshea]

If you can’t vibe to 90’s slowcore cult icon Galaxie 500’s hit song “Blue Thunder” then I can’t vibe with you.

[Shea 🖤 @oknvmshea]

it’s a rawdawg or get dawged world out here, stay 💪

[Kara @kara_bassham]

boutta roll my car off of signal 🤠anybody wanna join?

[Shea 🖤 @oknvmshea]

u know it’s a good day when ur fingers smell like guitar strings

[Shea 🖤 @oknvmshea]

being in your 20’s feels like putting on a full latex suit and then finding out you’re allergic to latex

[Kara @kara_bassham]

brb i gotta go blaze my glory

[Shea 🖤 @oknvmshea]

eating a stupid piece of stupid toast for my stupid health so my stupid body doesn’t do stupid things like go “wee-woo!” every time i stand up.

[Shea 🖤 @oknvmshea]

get paid 🤑💰for the K-hole

[Shea 🖤 @oknvmshea]

had a conversation today and realized, maybe it’s NOT appropriate to make 9/11 jokes to 9/11 survivors. awkward 🤓

[Shea 🖤 @oknvmshea]

@PinegroveBand it’s not the Pinegrove shuffle, it’s the Need 2-step

[Shea 🖤 @oknvmshea]

@kara_bassham felt that tho the rain kinda made the mucus rise

[Kara @kara_bassham]

you ever cried in the middle of flicking the bean?

[Shea 🖤 @oknvmshea]

deftones is just nu-metal sunny day real estate

[Kara @kara_bassham]

if you work for me but also give me $25 to work for me then to can also own a pair of jorts