Kijana wa siku mingi©

If I was funny, I would have a good Twitter bio. @mancity

[Kijana wa siku mingi© @okoba__]

I respect someone who is vocal. Tell me why you're into me. Tell me how I pissed you off and tell me how to fix it. Tell me everything. Talk.

[AR @TippuZlatan]

They're trying to convince us that Akanji and Stones learned to play midfield because some sheikh Added a few millions into his books lol

[The Pep @GuardiolaTweets]

Man City beating Arsenal’s press with false accounting

[maffew☔️ @PRAYY4L0VE]

900m to watch you for 10 years. Worth every penny biggest bro

[La-Ndlovu @destiny_ndlovu]

Most of us aren't going through a lot. We just need money. Like me right now, there's absolutely nothing wrong with me. I'm just financially inconvenienced. The moment money hits my account, I'll recover immediately.

[876 strawhat🇯🇲🇯🇲 @justa876man]

Yall ever wondered if Noah took wood from other carpenters on credit knowing they wouldn’t survive ?

[Andeka @Primeandeka]

The car or the place?

[Its.Cisco.Entertainment🇰🇪🏁 @Frankey_cisco]

Mambo ya don't call me if it's textable wachia watu wamejiweza wewe shika simu kuna kibarua imetokea

[AT🕯️ @lifeoftasin]

Just imagine being one of these Indians, doing all this work and seeing how your creation ends up getting mistreated by Patrick Dorgu

[17 @DxBruyneSZN]

Did 114 charges make Steven Gerrard slip?
Did 114 charges make Manchester United bottle an eight point lead?

Listen to how stupid you lot sound 😂😂😂

[Manchester City @ManCity]

Cherki wizardry 🧙‍♂️✨

[ALEX @_alexnzoli]

Kenya ata ukifunga hatrick huwezi chukua ball. Budget ni tight sana.,

[Rocket Sauce @Rocket_Sauce13]

To be fair, we are good at beating your lot with only 10.

[Mordecai_Dex @MwiniMm]

This Thursday, the bash will be bashing. I’m taking the @Geco_Cafe stage for the second time. Think of this as a DEXCLUSIVES* appetizer. Bring all your family members tukule ngoma 🫵🏾

Link ni ile ile https://t.co/P5kmmyPXf8

[PlasticManCityFan @mrdaniel989]

People hate admitting this, but money wasn’t the separator. Chelsea had it. United had it. City just had structure, recruitment, coaching and actual direction.

[Mwang! @Mwass_]

Woke up for a late night snack, was thinking of a pork or chicken sandwich. There was none in the fridge. No ham no fowl.

[Erling Haaland @Erling]

We stick together. Thank you for these two nights, Ullevaal 🇳🇴❤️

[g. @heiskgx]

been having a rough day for like 3 years now

[EJ @Cityzen_jnr1]

We earned it on the pitch, clowns

[gids @gidikariuki]

Milango zikianza kufunguka, huwa zinafunguka tu fwaaaaa

We give thanks to the Most High

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

Drones would easily take out such bandits but Murkomen is wondering why the biker was using a road that has bandits.