Nkoyo

Aroace until dark
Chess before breakfast

[Nkoyo @okoneyothefirst]

Dk how anyone can humiliate themselves like this just to insert themselves.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Lmao holy shit

[Nkoyo @okoneyothefirst]

@_lavidalucas

[The Caine Prize for African Writing @CainePrize]

The Caine Prize for African Writing is pleased to announce the shortlist for the 2026 edition:

🇰🇪Gladwell Pamba
🇨🇲Melara Mvogdobo
🇳🇬Akinwande Jordan
🇪🇬Yasmine Zohdi
🇿🇼Simbarashe Steyn Kundizeza

For more, visit: https://t.co/J7WQQr2yRy

#CainePrize2026

[Nkoyo @okoneyothefirst]

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[Words & Wisdom @WordsnWisdom26]

"A good man without strength is hoping that evil has mercy."

— Sun Tzu

[Nkoyo @okoneyothefirst]

@dprofeminist Hiiiii😌

[Nkoyo @okoneyothefirst]

Because I only look like this once a year. 💚🐈🟫

[amanda ☭⚢ @bbonjourkitty]

my dick leans to the left purely out of political conviction

[Nkoyo @okoneyothefirst]

@iamemmy_carter Ebod ewetde ke your name? 😂

[Nkoyo @okoneyothefirst]

@RofemmU 💐💐💐💐💐

[Nkoyo @okoneyothefirst]

@Abubakarkadi1 @novieverest Hi, millennial sir who doesn't shit.

[Nkoyo @okoneyothefirst]

@GreatXanda Or a bubble butt.

[Nkoyo @okoneyothefirst]

@deylowkey247 If you report person for my class, shenk or no shenk, everybody go gang up after the exam blacken your eye. Because if e easy, why you no carry your own?

[Nkoyo @okoneyothefirst]

I'm with Speed on this one. Allow him invent his opening. 😭

[Chess.com @chesscom]

IShowSpeed Reacting to Chess Backseating 😂 ft. Jynxzi

[Pop Base @PopBase]

September is Bisexual Visibility Month.

[Yong🌚 @Yongchunliii]

NO cheating, post your first saved image of September without any context 💀

[Peter Obi @PeterObi]

PRESIDENT TINUBU GOES ON HOLIDAY AGAIN

President Bola Ahmed Tinubu has once again left Nigeria for another holiday, this time beginning a three-week vacation in Europe.

Nigeria is in deep crisis. Nigerians can barely afford food and transportation. Insecurity is ravaging communities, and thousands of children are unable to access education because of insecurity.

Just days ago, about 600 Nigerians, predominantly women, children, and the elderly, were reportedly abducted during Juma’at prayers in Niger State.

Yet, at this critical moment, the President has left the country for another holiday.

According to reports, government expenditure on presidential trips and related travel expenses between June 2023 and April 2026 amounted to about ₦37.64 billion, with the President spending approximately 261 days outside Nigeria.

Meanwhile, only ₦36 million was reportedly released to the Federal Ministry of Health in 2025, despite a capital allocation of ₦218 billion, in a country of over 230 million people.

This is the calamity befalling our country today.

A government that can spend tens of billions on presidential travel while critical sectors remain starved of funds, and Nigerians are asked to endure worsening hardship, must not be allowed to continue.

Leadership is about priorities.

When citizens cannot feed their families, move safely, access healthcare, send their children to school, or sleep peacefully in their homes, the President should be more concerned about fixing the country than repeatedly leaving it.

I look forward to a Nigeria where our President can vacation in Kano, Katsina, Sokoto, Cross River State, Bauchi, Ebonyi, and many other destinations across our country.

The President of Nigeria should be the chief marketer of Nigeria as a tourism destination, as other comparable countries do.

Imagine the economic possibilities if our leaders, celebrities, business communities, and citizens travelled within Nigeria more frequently.

Tourism creates jobs. It supports hospitality, transportation, agriculture, entertainment, crafts, and small businesses. It brings investment and foreign exchange and allows communities to benefit directly from their natural and cultural assets.

We cannot continue to export our wealth and import our pleasures while our own enormous potential remains neglected.

We deserve leadership that puts Nigeria first; leadership that cares and plans for a better Nigeria. That is the kind of leadership that the partnership between H.E. Rabiu Musa Kwankwaso and me will bring.

A New Nigeria is POssible. -PO

[Nkoyo @okoneyothefirst]

@GMIgorSmirnov Cos forced capture and mate

[ignas xv 🇹🇿 @ignasxv]

like, we got a billion reasons!!!

[Nkoyo @okoneyothefirst]

@_lavidalucas Nigga lol

[Rich Girl in Transit 🌈👩🏾‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏾 @lusciousgemm]

You’ll claim to be anti-capitalist but always espousing anti-poor rhetoric when faced with actual poor people trying to find joy in their lives.