OKPANTS

America’s Last Artist

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The first rule of twitter is you do not like twitter

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At Adobe Max telling everyone that I already know the ending to Adobe Photoshop 2027

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@tallboythinlegs Sorry you don't know what it means to be an artist

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It's an honor.

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Honestly, if you also didn’t lose it when Matt Hagen went “Go ahead…Face my Clay” as he blew away Jared Leto Joker at the end; you probably call films “movies”.

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This is his version of Metallica’s “The Unforgiven II”

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Does this mean we’re not getting a sequel to “Get Him to The Greek”

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I ate the Braised Short Rib Grilled Cheese from Starbucks and now my butthole is shaped like a USB-C port

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Honored to work with one of my favorite places and people on earth. Agora Forever.

[The Agora @AgoraCLE]

New threads just dropped 👕
Now available at all shows.

Design by: @OkPants
Printed by: Ohio City Print

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If you wanna have the machine make your art for you, just own it. Blaming other people for that though is wild. Also would love to know how many of those “lazy and greedy designers” worked on spec.

[Red Baron Pizza @redbaronpizza]

He’s still here. He’s got a fan club.
Including us.

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On the edge of my seat waiting for Trump to say something unforgettably insane and stupid about Turnstile

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@Technovangelist @Airbnb Then pay your guests to stay in your house and do chores in your Wayfair cottage.

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@zodivk @Dan_Cassaro He doesn’t see it lol. Sad.

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Aw man paying twice what a hotel charges to do chores in a Homegoods floor demo while being secretly filmed was kinda my fave part of the experience though

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Airbnb is banning hosts from requiring guests to wash dishes, do laundry, or complete other "unreasonable" chores

Hosts who violate the policy could face warnings, flagged listings, and reduced visibility

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@Dan_Cassaro Bro I just emailed them this is so much better than what they came up with

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@KenCarman You have to listen to regular people’s opinions on sports daily starting before the sun rises. Fear is not a word you know. Terror is your friend. Some might say your god even.

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You are not a good or bad person you are whatever the passenger side floor of your car looks like

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IN TODD WE TRUST @Browns

[ESPN Cleveland @ESPNCleveland]

MONKEN VICTORY SPEECHES ARE BACK 🔥🔥🔥

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BROWNS

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They don’t tell you this but if you take a shit at Starbucks with the door unlocked you automatically get 4 free stars on your app