ShellySplainin’

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[ShellySplainin’ @okShellz]

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[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

I see your profile picture. That’s Johnny Cash. My hero too. Arrested seven times. Smuggled 668 amphetamines across the Mexican border in 1965. Took every drug there was and drank like I did. Cheated on his first wife. Slept with more woman than I ever did. Hit bottom in a cave in Tennessee in 1968 trying to crawl off and die. And then he got up. He got clean. He spent the rest of his life singing for prisoners and addicts and the people the country threw away because he knew he was one of them.

That was the whole point of the Man in Black. He wore it for the poor and the beaten down. He wore it for the prisoner who has long paid for his crime. He wore it for the ones who never heard a word of Jesus. He wore it for the addicted and the dying. He wore it as a standing witness that no one is past saving.

You picked his picture. You did not pick his message. Try listening to the words.

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@HunterBiden @escoguy_01 @aaronjames619

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@StPaulgirl3 @TrueFactsStated @TPBlue4

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@9mmsmg @uncledoomer Wait until you hear about a president who, minimally, protects pedophiles at all costs … but more than likely was an active participant

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

You caught them. Mom and Dad were going to sell bibles and cell phones, golden sneakers, and NFTs, Chinese watches and cologne but wouldn’t you know someone beat them to the punch. They were left with only one choice write two books like every former First Lady and President has done in modern history.

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@Jessicam6946 She actually tripped (another angle) but he could have been kind and asked her if she was okay

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@LucianWrayx @Zpb1985 @LeahRain77 It appears they coparent well and her daughter looks like she is thriving.

[Colton @ColtonOgburn]

Look, the rule is that a living person can't be printed on our currency. So if Trump wants his face on the $250 bill in time for our 250th anniversary, he's got a tough choice to make in a short amount of time.

[Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) @AwesomeNewsom]

American soldiers die in Trump's war, not a word from Donald. Gas and food prices skyrocket, not a word from Donald. People demand the Epstein files, not a word from Donald. But the minute you take his fat name off a building, Donald writes Mein Kampf for Morons.

[ShellySplainin’ @okShellz]

@Zpb1985 @LucianWrayx @LeahRain77 Well they were a popular couple on tiktok but he ended up cheating and they divorced. She is living her best life.

[William Allen 🇺🇸 🇨🇦 @wmallen2024]

Except for the 6,346 1st place finishes and the 10,888 top three finishes that boys and men have stolen from girls and women, in well documented female sports events.

Except for the 678 well documented female records broken by boys and men, including 39 world records.

Except for the well documented 927 females who were robbed of $2,469,176 in prize money, by males.

In the spring of 2025, 12 State high School girls' championships in Maine, Massachusetts, Minnesota, California, and Washington, were won by boys. AB Hernandez was one of them, he and others struck again this year, including Becky Pepper Jackson, a boy who just won the WV State Girls' Championship in shot put.

Thousands of girls and women have been displaced in their own sports, by boys and men. Many have been sanctioned, threatened, and banned, for complaining about it.

(Numbers above are as of May 28, 2026)

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

RIP Claude Lemieux

The legend carried the torch into the Bell Centre just a few days ago at Game 3

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@janninereid1 They have no desire to play fair

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@notbubbawallace @AzBobbyl @MCares37 You’re saying having gender based restrooms, prisons, and sports is segregation… bless your heart…

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@MCares37 @AzBobbyl I know about being female though

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@AzBobbyl @MCares37 Very respectable and appropriate. I can’t vote for any side who wants girls to give up their rights.

[Tom Celica™ @thetomcelica]

There were 11 assassination plots against Obama that never got close to him because his FBI director wasn't a cross-eyed blackout drunk flying his girlfriend around on the government jet to shitty country music concerts

[Sarah Ironside 💙 @SarahIronside6]

The president honoring Memorial Day by insulting half the country, as if millions of Democrats haven’t fought and died for the United States. What an absolute disgrace.

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@MCares37 Saying women should have rights isn’t being a ghoul.

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@Jessicam6946 I’m never going to be able to vote for any politician who doesn’t support women’s rights