MapleLeafMenace

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Here's a time lapse of a tornado. I dunno if I've ever seen this done before, but this one's beautiful! 🥰

We're you ever in a tornado? did you get a picture?

credit: u/Firm-Blackberry-9162

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@ImMeme0 awww 😞 time for Seattle to take her license away.

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@TrumpsHurricane how bout a super huge STFU lol with that hillbilly grammar she's got on that sign!

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the first persons sexual partner had partial bacterial ingredients of the HIV virus, and the first person had partial bacterial ingredients, and soon as they mambo number 5'd both of their bacterial ingredients combined and evolved into full on HIV. So they both would have been the "first guy" technically.

On a side note - I am not a professional in this stuff and I am COMPLETELY guessing lol if I'm right let me know. if Im wrong, piss off 🤣jk I love you 😝

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@HazelLiaqa4848 I'd find the nearest living pig, and take a huge bite out of it's ass

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@Gosleepriya inside: the intestines
outside: the skin

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@_josephine0_ looks like 2 combos with shakes... 20 each in Canada maybe 16 in the states? it's probably like way more tho isn't it? ffs

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@Notwokenow that's what's so disgusting. These guys took out the trade centres and then New Yorkers voted in a somewhat strong invested Muslim as mayor. I don't wanna call New Yorkers dumb pieces of s**t , butttttt 🫤

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@wildfreakouts A black woman? LMFAO yea........ ok bud.

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@Kasai_Bakra haha no problem my friend! I will join the waitlist just for you 😎ur game looks very awesome!

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@TaraBull She could be strong af for all I care. it's the aesthetics that grosses me out. bulging muscles, rippled muscles, defined bulging rippled muscles on a woman is disgusting. If a man lines that, I think he needs to just confess and come on out of that closet.

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@chefsevenn In a bowl, mix up - BBQ sauce, honey, pepper, Franks red hot. BOOM!! you're good to go.

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@_josephine0_ scoop some blow up with my pinky coke-nail, then stick it through the mail slot in my door to see if he takes the sniff

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@otokyo Humans. We basically all hate each other cuz we're different, disrespectful, stupid, and annoying.... To have peace we'd have to tolerate someone's rules, and we can't do that cuz we think we're all better than everyone else too lol

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@KyleSeraphin We're all seeing that its green right? Like the middle was yellow, but wtf is the green on the outside? Did they "Candy" pineapple?! 😳🤣

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@mattvanswol I've seen about 30 of em completely destroy a Thanksgiving feast after building 3 barns, a stable, 26 furniture sets, and another barn - All before 7:30AM

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@TaraBull She gave him the McD's, returned to her car, and turned into Captain! Contradiction!!

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I almost got to visit universal when I went to Florida, but all us adults voted, and we ended up going to *ugh 🫩* Disneyland instead, because the one couple had a kid. 7 Adults, 3 teens, 1 7yr old, and we had to go to Disney cuz of him. Don't get me wrong Disney is still cool to check off ur list, but Universal is where adults can have a bit of fun too. that twister ride sounds more fun than my whole day at Disney lol

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INSANE dust storm hits Heilongjiang China
on May 31st 2026. I had no idea that China could get storms like this. Did you?

credit: u/Emergency _Height_165

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Sperm Whale makes its way to the surface with a giant squid in its mouth for dinner.
Those squid live in the very deep, so our whale here is a hunting master.

Ever been deep sea diving?

credit: u/This_Proof_5153