David Lister

[David Lister @Lister38]

@FoxNews Time to break out the jet ski craft and zoom down those roads at top speed.

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@DefiantLs Have they looked into whaling refineries? It's a renewable resource. 🤔

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@zerohedge Why don't they just pledge a delivery of the Ebola vaccine?

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@CollinRugg Shouldn't SNAP be counted as taxable income?

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@SharylAttkisson fingerprint certifications should be required to submit a ballot. Just scan your fingerprint on the electronic voting booth and provide a tiny ink pad in a mail in voter package so the voter can certify their ballot. The tally computer can the scan and flag similar votes.

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@MilHistNow “I can’t hear you. It’s them bells. I’ve had them in my ears for 10 hours. Ding-dong, ding-dong.”
-Red Buttons as Pvt. John Steele in the 1962 film The Longest Day

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@AnthonySwan72 @zerohedge This is why i keep telling my coworkers this is Poland's time to build some thorium reactors along their border and just sell power to the rest of Europe.

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@MarkYoungTruth You need to add 2 items:

Give themselves a performace bonus raise
&
Raise income taxes to fund either USAID NGO's (aka kickbacks to DNC) or UN climate change taxes.

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@CatReviewer They are cute, but you have to watch those little murder mittens.

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@CBO_X @CalhounJ55329 @Combat_Casuals What does the underside looks like? Is it 4 giant elephants standing on the back of great turtle?

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@realMaalouf Be careful what you wish for activists and muslim gangs:
Once recognized internationally it bears the same rights as any state. Launching rockets into another country’s territory would therefore be treated as an act of war as it would be if launched by any other recognized state.

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@Will_scottt @ijoshuajohnson @TRHLofficial As an Ohio voter i won't be voting for either. I'll just vote no for all the property tax increases and go home leaving all the open part positions blank in protest for the GOP Speaker of the house and his refusal to vote on the Save America Act.

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@FoxNews @larryelder @seanhannity I remember when he was given a second chance to try out, but never showed because he decided to film a Nike commercial instead of showing up to his recruitment tryout he begged for. 🙄

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@alexandriem7 @TiborKovacs_TX @zerohedge I'm showing 19 ms on my starlink router.

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@BergsenBri66275 @BarnesSMJ @BassonBrain On average I'm getting 125Mbps download and 27Mbps upload speeds. It's enough to have 4 TV's streaming Netflix and play War Thunder on high graphic mode at the same time.

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@BergsenBri66275 @BarnesSMJ @BassonBrain The local provider said i was at the farthest location from their wireless antenna so I was getting a slower signal. They still charged me $120/month. Starlink charges the same, but now I get 80Mbps and can watch Netflix instead of waiting 30 minutes to buffer 5 min of a show.

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@BarnesSMJ @BergsenBri66275 @BassonBrain I get about 80 Mbps, but that is a step up f4om the 15Mbps i was getting that speed tested at 125kbps .

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@dom_lucre Liam Neeson would have been a better voice.

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@Artoe_Daytoa @atensnut Yep, not an expert. That is a plastic shower curtain. 🤭

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@alphafox On my 1996 Ranger I replaced the oil pan plug with a little ball valve. When I needed to drain oil I just opened the valve and didn't need to get oil all over. The guys at Jiffy Lube like to too.