Garage Goober

somewhere in between mediocre and extraordinary

[Garage Goober @ol_ebs]

I am the WRONG mf to ask if you should do anything crazy, because I will say yes without hesitation!

[Garage Goober @ol_ebs]

I’ll be in the Stockyards tomorrow from 12-4 DM SassyPantzfortworth on IG to book an appointment with me (:

[Garage Goober @ol_ebs]

@mekayla_15 If you’re gonna stay at home you might as well come down to SETX to see me 🥲

[Garage Goober @ol_ebs]

@jade_tramaine F is for almost falling into the lake because fireball bought kicked your ass

[Garage Goober @ol_ebs]

I got kicked off Tiktok Live because some random bitch @ the bar showed her tiddies..

[Trent Cowie @trentcowie]

#RodeoHouston is going off this year! Stoked to make our debut at The Hideout Monday, March 6th - come hang. Do it for tha H 🤘🏼

[Garage Goober @ol_ebs]

I smell like cigs

[Garage Goober @ol_ebs]

That boob tape literally ripped my skin off.. Happy #NFR2022 🙃

[Garage Goober @ol_ebs]

I just found out I have a little bit of a lazy eye… yall weren’t gonna tell me or what?!

[Garage Goober @ol_ebs]

Someone just quoted Riff Raff in front of me..

[Garage Goober @ol_ebs]

#NewProfilePic

[Garage Goober @ol_ebs]

@kaitlynsnead Damnnn mama 🤩

[Dan Kaufman @D_Kauf11]

There’s only two type of people in this world:

Nickelback fans and liars

[Garage Goober @ol_ebs]

@rachellinger_12 happy birthday my girl!!

[Garage Goober @ol_ebs]

Rumpleminze is for the broken

[Holly Beth @hollybethmusic]

now that i finally was able to tell my band i can tell everyone else… we bought a van today and it’s just been the best day ever 😭😭

[TannerUsrey @TUsreymusic]

I should be dealing with my demons, but I’m dodging them instead

[Garage Goober @ol_ebs]

@kaitlan_harmon @Zach_Pope_ What’s up yo 👀

[Kamikaze Kait @kaitlynsnead]

Call me Mrs. Jones.

[Garage Goober @ol_ebs]

Long time no tweet #NewProfilePic

[Garage Goober @ol_ebs]

I didn’t eat a single fucking hot dog today… I’m pissed