Shmoli Shmendek

Certified mess

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Sometimes wishing I could hand over the controller 🤖

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The amount of dopamine my electronic telecommunications device provides me should be illegal

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Inebri8

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That thing that u worried about happening is prolly gonna happen so fk it

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I’m so fkin hydrated rn

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@lucyyjw I’ll wing u in a minute

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@lucyyjw U did it wrong u muppet wing is the action not the quote

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@NoContextFBUK A timeless classic

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A glass of water > therapy

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@DhiannonRavies Hello friend’s cat

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@isisbrimfield Don’t get used to it

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My blood group My attitude
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B negative

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Eat everything

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Wet

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Let’s celebrate the fact that we can celebrate

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Why am I conscious right now

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@lucyyjw Then 👏🏻 stop 👏🏻 complaining 👏🏻 about 👏🏻 being 👏🏻 poor

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👏🏻 Stop 👏🏻 spending 👏🏻 money 👏🏻 you 👏🏻 don’t 👏🏻 have

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@fatstevebuscemi Kidnap a dog

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You ever have something in your hands and you try to eat it cos you thought it was the food you had in your hands a second ago but it was actually your headphone or smth?