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[AlwaysAshley @AshleyAlready]

No I can’t meet you for a drink, I’m busy monitoring this monkey situation.

[user @user84829272]

It’s unbelievable how much work goes into having a mid physique and relatively clean house

[Cooper Hillier 🏏 @CooperHillier]

Me when I get an incoming call

[Dan Douglas @dandouglas]

every child should be getting a hot, filling and nutritionally-balanced free school meal every day, it just seems insane to me that this isn’t a priority and that some people believe otherwise

[Florence Schechter @floschechter]

don't do this to me bupa

[SHANE REACTION @imshanereaction]

Are you a man or a woman? Sorry, only 63 year olds are allowed to smoke. Yeah, just another nine hours til we're in Manchester.

[Josh Kaplan @_jkaplan]

Very excited to announce that after forgoing small joys, working hard and never going on holiday I’m now continuing to rent, for even more money than before

[i need $20 @ehjovan]

when 4 people start texting me at once i start wanting to die is that normal

[ariel @MULTlTUDE]

How it feels to choose 25-34 instead of 18-24 on a survey

[rosey🌹 @thechosenberg]

I think about this a lot

[andy @heyitsandy_]

i need that emergency alert to go off every time i spend £100 on a night out

[a @aallleeexxxxxx1]

omggg i was sooo drunk last night

[chase @_chase_____]

women weren't even allowed to have a credit card in their own name until 1974 so it's actually super empowering of me to have three maxed out credit cards

[lucy @queerarchlvst]

girls shouldn’t have to take the bins out