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Me: I don’t want to see this.
Facebook: Do you want to take a break from this person? You won’t see their posts and they won’t appear in share suggestions.
Me: Yes! Perfect.
Facebook: Remember that post you didn’t want to see? We’ve placed it at the top of your feed.
19: What’s up with the bread?
Me: Meal prep
19: 2 slices of bread in a ziploc?
Me: For tomorrow’s sandwich.
19: ??
Me: It’s more efficient this way.
(I remembered I had leftovers and changed my mind mid-sandwich-making, but I’m committed to the bit forever now.)
Had some really fun banter with a stranger at a concert six weeks ago and regretted not getting his name or number.
Randomly remembered him yesterday and woke up to a friend request from him this morning.
@DermotMeagher No, I’ve never mentioned him to anyone because it was such a small moment of chatting, only memorable because he had such a big personality.
@pj_pj_pj123@aezenics That being? Women trying to convince men that experiencing an act of violence is traumatic and men trying to convince women that the Valvoline guy can steal our phone number and use it to harass us if he wants to?
Imagine if a woman president crashed the economy and started a war with no end in sight, and her biggest, seemingly ONLY concern was building a ballroom and redecorating the White House.
In case you forgot, we live on a planet where lightning turns sand into glass, dolphins give each other names, the ocean glows in the dark, and rain has a scent before it falls. You stand here with a beating heart, a steady moon above, and a world quietly, absurdly beautiful.
@Rmoran719 That’s the other thing I keep having to explain — sometimes I just don’t want to do anything. I shouldn’t have to make up an excuse, “I need time at home” is a good reason and not a reflection of how I feel about anyone.
Talking to a man who calls me immediately whenever I text him so I’m reluctant to ever text him and he’s confused about what’s wrong despite me explaining that sometimes it’s not talk-on-the-phone time.