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[OLANGA @ol_ny]

@KFCBarstool How do you reduce videos on your timeline and only have tweets? All these apps now look like tiktak... No more photos on insta, no more tweets on X

[OLANGA @ol_ny]

@Mbwesaa A simple solution: add a small fee for iron sheets per metre, and encourage upkeep of grassy patches and surroundings with gentle penalties. With County askaris supporting the effort, we’d be organised in no time.

[OLANGA @ol_ny]

@princeofweb3 The doh fan very gast

[𝚔𝚒𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚒 @kiruti]

It’s kinda wild that Kenya is truly world class at athletics and we don’t have world class athletic facilities in the country. Imagine if we did

[OLANGA @ol_ny]

@moneyacademyKE Kenya’s HGF costs $2.6B for 700 MW, while Ethiopia’s GERD was $5B for 5,150 MW, 7X Kenya's output. Kenya’s project is too pricey and underpowered.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Starship

[🇿🇦TheGreatDlamini🇿🇦 @Phislash]

Was watching a documentary of how China eliminated poverty.

The government would dispatch a business expert to an impoverished area, give him all needed resources and forbid him from leaving the area until he has established functional businesses for the locals. 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

[Larry Madowo @LarryMadowo]

Kenyan police cornered peaceful protesters in a blocked alley, beat them up, then teargassed them.

"Larry ukienda tutauliwa," one of them said. "If you leave, we'll get killed."

Police brutality during protests against police brutality

[OLANGA @ol_ny]

@dinosaurs1969 I Fighter burgered?

[Lagertha @TreasonousBabe]

I'm going to try and search all the cases linked to the people that this Ruto-Raila-Sofia the first Government has chosen to release.
1. ALFRED KIMUTAI KIPKOSGEI - DEFILEMENT OF A 6 YR OLD GIRL
2. EZEKIEL KIPKOSGEI CHELIMO - DEFILEMENT OF A GIRL
3. LELAI EREGAI - MURDER

🧵

[OLANGA @ol_ny]

@eccentricPhil @weak_spell @owenkk7 https://t.co/vKvQ3mIlgS

[OLANGA @ol_ny]

@FGaitho237 Why not make it law for every place to keep a 10m clean zone or face fines? Demos help, but habits ruin the effort.

[OLANGA @ol_ny]

@grace_mulandi 500 would give you 24.5 now it's 20.0 units. Initially, I'd use 1k worth now 1,500 barely makes it to the end of the month, everything constant.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Success is uncertain, but entertainment is guaranteed! ✨

[OLANGA @ol_ny]

@chicoBean We are in a cryogenic chamber traveling far, dreaming is us waking up for a brief moment, but the machine returns us back to sleep. When we die, that's our time to wake.

[OLANGA @ol_ny]

@JoshyBeSloshy Hakua anashuka nayo?

[Larry Madowo @LarryMadowo]

EXCLUSIVE: CNN watched as Kenyan security forces shot dead at least 3 protesters outside the Kenyan parliament on Tuesday.

I saw Ericsson Kyalo Mutisya, 25 dancing in white overalls. Shots rang out shortly after that and I saw his body. He wasn't the only one

[Miranda ✨️ @MirandaevaM]

The most annoying part of academic writing is knowing the thing, but looking for some other paper to say it for you. You can't just say bread is soft, you have to say it according to Baker (2001) that bread is soft.

At the same time, you can't quote Baker 2001 because it's outdated. Although bread did not stop being soft, you have to find another Baker who said it in 2023.

Weeeeeeeeeeee aiy kuningi! Ngeke singahlanyi makunjena

[Biggs Burke @1996Biggs]

The illusion of “options” really got ya’ll out here fumbling genuine people.

[Marques Brownlee @MKBHD]

Just a casual reminder to be relentless