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Agbafian/Press Operator/Wizkid 🤍🦅|#MUFC

[YOM🗣️ @ThaBoyYom]

You make a post and you see comments like “It’s monday morning ffs”..

What’s with being serious on Monday mornings and being unserious later in the week ?

It’s giving fasting for 90days and going back to normal sinning dubs after Ramadan

It’s giving ‘keep the sabbath day holy’ from 8 to 12noon only to book ezigbote hot fok right after church service.

Why are we so performative with almost everything ? Lmao

Ori gbogbowa ti daru for real!!

[NEFERTITI @firstladyship]

Semo Ambassador.

[Edgar Allen Poe 🇬🇲 @allenakinkunle]

I’ve been to countries poorer than ours whose citizens don’t behave the way we do when money is involved. It's so shameful.

[Ghost Writer ✍️ @Prezain_LJ]

I once had a sexual relationship with an auditor in my organization. The department I was heading used to send procurement and maintenance approvals to her, and the amounts involved were substantial.

Immediately we started sleeping with each other, she stopped vetting my requests and drilling me the way an auditor should. Every single request was met with, "Approved. Best regards."

Some days, she would be naked in my apartment while I fondled her boobs as she sat on the bed with her laptop processing my approvals. She would go, "Babe, I have treated your requests. I'll quickly follow up with the Finance Department to make payment. You don't have to stress, my love."

Now imagine if I had been padding the figures on those requests. I could have easily ripped the organization off simply because two employees decided to get into a sexual relationship.

Hope this answers your question.

[Sir Teeman @olateeman]

The most important thing is to make sure you are not suffering off this app.

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

To be fair, she knows a thing or two about vegetables.

[BLESSED 🥷 @Dee_9889]

We are under siege by terrorists whom we know personally. We have reported them and their activities to the government, and they are fully aware, yet they have done nothing about it..

WOW 😮 SO PEOPLE EVEN KNOW THEM? THIS MAN SHOUKD BE PROTECTED

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

Why is your househelp tattered? If your help is tattered, you're a wicked person. Maybe your wickedness is what drove your man to the help.

Looks may be tattered, but she is sweet in the middle. For further explanation, revisit the lecture from this morning.

[Olusegun Bakare𓃵 @theboyisgreat]

Nigeria has gone so backward, and the reason is not far-fetched .

We have a criminal in power..

[oloriAlayiuwa @owolanky]

Why do I have a feeling that Islam love to romance POVERTY and backwardness ?

[OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @OurFavOnlineDoc]

This is not a nice thing to say to people

[Mr Versatile @AkposJim]

When Jonathan was destroying Nigeria, fuel was N87, gas was 150, rice 8k/bag, dollars N190.
Today that Tinubu is fixing Nigeria, fuel is N1400, gas 2k, rice 65k, and dollars N1400.
Tinubu is really working!

[Iran Embassy in Indonesia @IraninIndonesia]

As the Persian proverb says: ‘A thief believes everybody steals.’
The worst World Cup host ever.

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

I just say things as they are. I'm not encouraging you to do anything.

Abeg

There is a way the world works. It is just a conversation

[Prof™ @OOlusore]

The Kidnapped Principal said they were not hurt by those Terrorists but, the Mathematics Teacher was beheaded right?

If you like believe the latest video from those Terrorists.

[Man of Letters. @Letter_to_Jack]

The days leading to the kick off of any FIFA World Cup since forever used to be filled with so much anticipation, joy, promise, love and happiness.

This one is not giving any such vibes. It’s been from one controversy to another reckless and senseless decision.

Zero Aura.

[leekern @leekern13]

The reason why muslims cut off your head is because the Koran tells them to

It isn’t random

It explicitly tells muslims to strike at the necks of non-muslims

[Don Jay of Arsenal @Donjaytrix001]

The truth is if we were still under a Colonial rule Nigeria would have been 100 times better

We are incapable of ruling ourselves

Bottom barrel humans

[Prophet_Ikuku | Neural Network @Zyyon_]

Russia hosted the World Cup, no issue

Qatar they accused of human rights abuse hosted, no issue

E reach "The land of the free" (USA), problem everywhere.

The USA thinks they are morally upright than the rest of the world. Yet see the disgrace they are showing

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

If the average and mandatory retirement age for most private workers and civil servants is 60, why should a person above 60 years old be allowed to lead a country?

Isn't the job of a president the most tedious job on earth?

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