Olawale AKANDE

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Ibadan People, you asked, we’ve got you! 🔥
Our Premier League final Arsenal Watch Party is ON. Come celebrate as we lift the trophy together!

📍 Bottles Republik, Agodi GRA
🗓️ May 24th , sun
⏰ 3:30pm

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[Olawale AKANDE @olajopsy]

@Wizarab10

[Olawale AKANDE @olajopsy]

The same @afcbournemouth that gave @ManCity hope in this year’s EPL title race also ended up shattering that hope.

Football is ruthless.

Congratulations to my lovely team @Arsenal.
Tears in my eyes. 😭 😭 😭

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

If you have slept with a married woman before, please keep quiet & die with that secret.

It's not something to be boastful about.

Especially around men.

They will not trust you, & they'll silently despise you.

Pray that you don't fall one day & need their help.

Just pray.

[Olawale AKANDE @olajopsy]

@toshineworld He no dey allow you sit on his laps too?

[Olawale AKANDE @olajopsy]

@Haneefahjumoke Make her Papa come carry her be that ooooo.
Dem dey do celibacy for marriage?

[Olawale AKANDE @olajopsy]

@Haneefahjumoke Kini mó tún ṣé bai ooo? 😀

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

Some of you hate your uncles & your cousins, not because they did anything wrong to you.

But because your father is a lazy, entitled, greedy & envious man.

That's why he has more children than your uncles he's making you hate.

He knows how to fuck, but not how to provide.

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[NaijaFarmer @Nig_Farmer]

Good News Nigeria! 🎉🎉🎉

Our FG has approved New Chicken Breed & 57 Improved Crop Varieties for the 2026 farming season to boost food production.

After years of developing, field testing and quality checks ✔️ we have new varieties to test and a chicken breed to produce.

We have a new chicken breed called The Moorbeta Chicken, developed by the Institute of Agricultural Research and Training (IAR&T), Ibadan.

This chicken breed had the ability to attain high body weight within a short period, good carcass yield, and tolerance to heat stress, which means they can withstand our local conditions and still produce consistently (this is beautiful 😍)

On the crop side, the approved varieties are soyabean, yam, potato, onion, tomato, rice, pepper, eggplant, plantain, banana, maize, groundnut, sorghum and cowpea.

These varieties are developed by our own research institutions & researchers. They are designed to do well under our local conditions.

Are they GMO? No. But high quality hybrid.

Farmers please don't sleep on these varieties, as you're preparing for the season you can create a test plot for some of these new varieties to test and engage.

May this season give us its best! 🙏🙏

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

As a father,

Own up to your failures to your children. Stop trying to dodge accountability by making them hate their uncles.

You will continue to create generational hatred & envy amongst your children and their cousins, if you keep doing so.

"My uncle is wicked"

End.

[David Hundeyin @DavidHundeyin]

My problem is not whether anybody hates Muslims or not. I'm not religious and anyone has the right to hate whoever or whatever they want. My problem is that if you truly believe that "Muslims are killing Christians" in search of some "Islamic Caliphate", and you are serious about opposing them, then you should want to find out who is funding these "Muslims", who is supplying them military equipment, and who is constantly providing all kinds of political, diplomatic and material support for them.

If you believe in something, follow it all the way through. Go down the rabbit hole and don't stop until you've found what you're looking for. Once upon a time, when I had the same ideas about "Muslims", that was what I set out to do. Because that is the logical next step of opposing something. You should want to find out everything you can about this enemy so that you can disrupt it. So back in 2021, I set out to find out everything I could about these "Muslims" and the big masquerades behind them - and those masquerades turned out to be in Tel-Aviv and Washington DC. That was when I realised that "Muslims" were the least of my problems.

I thought my search would terminate in Doha or Riyadh or Amman - instead it turned out that even the Saudis and Qataris who incubated these awful Wahabbi/Salafi doctrines were just proxies of White, Christian/Jewish empire builders in Washington, London, Paris and Tel-Aviv. The "Muslims" were in fact, not involved in the decision making and they were basically powerless. The people who created the ISIS, Boko Haram, Al-Qaida etc were western empire-seekers who wore suits and spoke English, and the purpose of those terror outfits was not to create some "Islamic caliphate" but to seize land and resources for said white men!

And that's when my mental shift happened. The simple realisation that "Muslims" were at best useful idiots in this scheme, and that the REAL enemy were the people I used to hang out with at Bogobiri and the US Consular General's residence. I had that epiphany because I followed that rabbit hole down to the end and found the actual horrible truth. But most of you have no such balls. You are satisfied to just hear and repeat a narrative without ever trying to confirm it for yourself and take action based on that narrative.

This was the same problem I had with the Obidient people. I was ready to go to fucking WAR for what I wanted in 2023, and I lit myself on fire in ways that I am still recovering from. I escaped an international kidnapping attempt, I survived an attempt on my life, I spent months hopping around Nairobi short lets like a homeless person, and I would have done it all again if that was what it took to get that mandate. But most of you that claimed to support the same candidate had no such motivation. Your own was to sit on the internet and type "A new Nigeria is PO-ssible" and "All eyes on the judiciary" to zero fucking effect. And since that didn't work out, half of you have moved to APC, and the other half are still stuck in a 2022 - 2023 time loop, repeating the same tired nonsense that had no effect.

As I said earlier today, you people have no real convictions or beliefs about anything. All you do is make noise for a short while, then you go back to the shallow, stupid things that are actually the centre of your lives like sports betting, visa hunting and talking about relationships. Nothing you people say comes from a place of genuine thought or conviction - you're just a bunch of internet performance artists. Even the "Muslims" you claim are genociding you - if one of them flashes small 100k at you, your entire perspective will shift instantly. You don't believe anything you are saying, which is why I pity that Mossad asset that thinks he's going to instigate a civil war in Nigeria.

He has no idea how useless the people he's trying to instigate really are. Except he will bring mercenaries to fight the war on both sides, nobody is dying for whatever they claim to believe in Nigeria. The most they will do is talk everlasting amounts of shit at each other on the internet, and then switch up completely once they see money, food, or breast. They only came to this world to eat, shit, fuck, sleep, and die in that order. Anyone taking them seriously is just wasting his agency's budget. Even their civil war had to be fought and supported on both sides by foreign powers because they couldn't do it themselves.

I'm only afraid of an invasion.

I'm not afraid of Nigerians at all. Who dey fear mannequin?

[MsCents @Mscents_]

@jon_d_doe This one is shorter, and it's sold this way.

When we buy it, we know that it's for the sole purpose of making ewedu. We keep it separately too.

Just like buying a toothbrush. You can decide to brush your teeth with it, or use it to lay the edges of your hair.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

Question:

Is the broom different from the normal broom that is used for sweeping?

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

I just read a DM from a married woman.

She narrated a lot to me about what she's going through in her marriage, & needs me to chat with her husband because he's also a follower.

Problem is that I don't think I can chat with him because it bothers on finance and provision.

I know men and our ego.

And it might cause more issues in their marriage.

I don't think I also want to post her DM (even though she's not a subscriber).

There are too much details in her DM that if her husband gets to read it, it would completely shatter him.

Here is what I want to say to young single women.

1) there is a difference between supporting your man and enabling your man. Don't do more than you should do for a man, just because you're desperate to get married. If you enable your man, he would relax and still low-key resent you & depend on you for survival. If you support your man, he would appreciate it, and rely on you only when it's necessary.

2) don't pay rent for your man, & don't bring a man to come live with you because he's stranded or cannot afford to pay his rent.

3) except your family wants to do anything extra to make your wedding elaborate, do not fund your wedding, just because you want to get married. You may wish to do the lighter things, but your husband should bear most of the costs of your wedding.

Here is what I want to say to young single men.

1) no woman enjoys it when she's providing for you, paying the rent and feeding you for the most part. It doesn't matter if you help her in doing the house chores or go to the market for her.

2) your wife would be highly tempted to go cheat on you because of money to cater for herself, and your children. Especially if she's not working or she's not making enough. In the DM that I just read from that married woman, she made some comments that may be pointing to that area. She said their sex life is dead. And that she has a banging body and that she is beautiful. I checked her picture and she's right.

3) do not be a habitual debtor. If you're fond of borrowing money from friends and family, and you don't pay back, you'd lose almost all your lifeline of support. No one would come to your rescue because you have burned too many bridges.

4) you should see your wife and children hungry, and keep telling your wife "what do you want me to do?" It hurts a woman to see that she has a husband, and her children are hungry. You'd push her to do the unthinkable. And she would blame you for it.

5) if your wife's family are constantly being disturbed by your wife for financial support, you'd lose all your respect from them, and if care is not taken, they may ask her to return home, since you cannot cater to their daughter.

I hope I have been able to explain things the best ways and realistic ways possible.

End.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

Let me repeat.

Your serious girlfriend is supposed to sacrifice and invest in you, while you sacrifice and invest in the future of both of you.

That's you leading from the front.

And her leading from the back.

If you have a woman like that, do all you can to marry her.

End.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

Some of you young girls don't even know that you're a walking red flag.

You'll be going to see your boyfriend, you'll beg him for tfare, wash your toto and do make up.

Then you visit him empty handed.

Common fruits you cannot buy for him.

Your only value is sex.

Then when you're leaving, you'd expect him to give you money and buy something for your friends, siblings or mother.

If he doesn't give you, you'll go and cheat with another man.

Your audacity and greed is so loud.

End.

[Olawale AKANDE @olajopsy]

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[Olawale AKANDE @olajopsy]

@Letter_to_Jack What we love to see.

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

If you don't rate where you're from, why are you crying that foreigners don't rate where you're from?

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

"Hustle ooo, make you no go wash plate for your sibling wedding or serve drink for family meeting" is one of the most stupid things I've seen on this app.

You people don't have family