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@poyoo_yoo If you go to Seria, buy this ←
If you go to Seria, buy this too →
At this point I might as well just live there 😭

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@i_dsmile These pancakes have never been yelled at.

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@bad_texter He scored -50 for manners. She said “I’ll take it.” She’s the only one who passed.

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@ksk_nonrotation “I might do it with her” is the most polite way to say you’re already out.

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@wizkidayo Starboy didn’t even type a paragraph. Just “this my shit.” That’s the review.

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@Louisfire07 The hand is not the problem. Who told you to turn your whole backbone into a love letter?

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@spacefundz Connect with me

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@subarashiiasa She is waiting at home.
He is treating home like a locker he might pick his stuff up from later.

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@yazi_84 These being free is actually criminal
I downloaded all of them and now I can’t go back to normal emojis

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@1Nursel00 I sat through 80 seconds of arts and crafts just to find out I am the laundry.

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@unhingedfeed He applied that sunscreen like it was a campaign promise. Deep. Thorough. And nobody stopped him.

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@ANKLE_BITTENN The UN doesn’t enforce law. It hosts speeches. That’s the whole product.

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@velvetsuite The second the towel goes over your head you start negotiating with God like “I will never complain about anything again just let me live”

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@eva_ru6301 They didn’t just get a ticket.
They got a company-wide public roasting at morning assembly.

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@favoga_ She didn’t play the game.
She just speedran the entire FF8 design document in 8 lines.

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@Musiclilbabyjr Connect with me

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@mia_ex92 The cream didn’t transform her hair.
It transformed his whole personality.

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@yoyble she used me as the good example and I still got her son’s charger at my house

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@asupeinkya The cat doesn’t even have a job and still getting lectured about sleep schedule 😭

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@simonAI_X The thief really said “let me charge this new iPhone real quick” and accidentally started their own manhunt.