Olivier Lamy

Speaking English w/ strong French accent #OpenSource #Apache #jetty #jenkins #ultrarunning. Living #downunder @brisbanecityqld. Father of 4 husband of 1🇦🇺🇫🇷

[Olivier Lamy @olamy]

I guess you can call yourself legacy when you spend (waste) more time shipping procedures rather than shipping new features for users

[Olivier Lamy @olamy]

So @Jira is Turing-Complete :) https://t.co/rvFSmC1pmD

[Olivier Lamy @olamy]

Hard to be more corrupted than this….

[The Wall Street Journal @WSJ]

President Trump’s agreement with the federal government he runs expanded Tuesday to end all pending tax audits of him and his businesses, according to the Justice Department. https://t.co/o4ZLMM6pWq

[Olivier Lamy @olamy]

Dev and ai. nice read https://t.co/Nk5kk72gwm

[trash @trashh_dev]

engineering teams celebrating agentic workflows that returned the same result two runs in a row

[Olivier Lamy @olamy]

#ai https://t.co/CZHcFgBTIw #vibecoding

[Kirill Skrygan @kskrygan]

Would you be interested if JetBrains releases a totally local AI agent, working 100% on your laptop, using our code insight engine and deeply integrated into the IDE?

Yes, it will be probably 1 month behind the very recent frontier models, but no token blood bath anymore

WDYT?

[Jake Broe @RealJakeBroe]

Secretary of War Pete Hegseth is quoting the fake bible verse from Quentin Tarantino's movie Pulp Fiction at a military prayer service.

We live in the Idiocracy timeline now. We are already there. The dumbest people alive are in charge of everything.

[Olivier Lamy @olamy]

#beachday

[Olivier Lamy @olamy]

Uhmmm I reached a certain stage 🤣

[James Lucas @JamesLucasIT]

A hilarious April fools video made by the police

[Ryan Els @ryanels]

This is what happens when you ask AI to center a div 😂🤣😂

[Olivier Lamy @olamy]

@remi_philiponet Un bot russe?

[Olivier Lamy @olamy]

@Renardpaty N’importe quoi rien de tout ça. Peut être dans les régions du nord où un cyclone va passer. Mais partout ailleurs tout va bien. Comment est-il possible d’écrire autant de fake news?? (Note j’habite en Australie)

[Olivier Lamy @olamy]

@raphlesioniste2 N’importe quoi il n’a pas été exfiltré mais les quelques extrémistes virés c’est bien différent et il est resté jusqu’à la fin

[Priyanka Vergadia @pvergadia]

🤯BREAKING: Alibaba just proved that AI Coding isn't taking your job, it's just writing the legacy code that will keep you employed fixing it for the next decade. 🤣

Passing a coding test once is easy. Maintaining that code for 8 months without it exploding? Apparently, it’s nearly impossible for AI.

Alibaba tested 18 AI agents on 100 real codebases over 233-day cycles. They didn't just look for "quick fixes"—they looked for long-term survival.

The results were a bloodbath:

75% of models broke previously working code during maintenance.

Only Claude Opus 4.5/4.6 maintained a >50% zero-regression rate.

Every other model accumulated technical debt that compounded until the codebase collapsed.

We’ve been using "snapshot" benchmarks like HumanEval that only ask "Does it work right now?"

The new SWE-CI benchmark asks: "Does it still work after 8 months of evolution?"

Most AI agents are "Quick-Fix Artists." They write brittle code that passes tests today but becomes a maintenance nightmare tomorrow. They aren't building software; they're building a house of cards.

The narrative just got honest: Most models can write code. Almost none can maintain it.

[Russian Market @runews]

Dubai evacuation

[Niz @NizMhani]

🚨BREAKING:

The "Board of Peace" launches its first war....

[Olivier Lamy @olamy]

#justice #iceOut