Ola

Daily notes for those choosing themselves. Maturity isn’t loud. Neither am I.

[Ola @olanotes]

Wanna remain relevant?
Write a book📔

Wanna live forever?
Change the world🌍

[Ayoola @AreYourOrLah]

At one point will someone gets tired of tweeting?

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Midnight unfollowers. God is watching you o

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Imagine you make $1M from Elon Musk on this app, will you quit your job?

[Ayoola @AreYourOrLah]

There is always that one friend who always give relationship advice, but still single.

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Only witches, wizards, and insomniacs are awake at this time.

So, which one are you?

[Ayoola @AreYourOrLah]

Are we still hustling for daily 2k or daily transport fare?

[Ayoola @AreYourOrLah]

Since I purchased this blue tick, I haven't had time to watch a film. All because of these 5M impressions. 😣

[Ayoola @AreYourOrLah]

Maybe the reason I am not getting likes and retweets is that my mutuals are very busy at work today.

[Ayoola @AreYourOrLah]

"He's a 10 but his family hates you except his father"

🔳Yes
🔳No

[Ayoola @AreYourOrLah]

To see ordinary 10 Likes on this app na by connection talkless of Retweets.

[Ayoola @AreYourOrLah]

HER: Why are you not fasting today?

ME: I saw the moon last night.

HER: Where?

ME: In your eyes

HER: 🥹🥹🥹

[Ayoola @AreYourOrLah]

How I went from pulling 200k impressions in a day to struggling to make 2k is baffling 😒

[Ayoola @AreYourOrLah]

Elon Musk's algorithm sold me fake hope that I could get 1M impressions in one week . 😣

[Ayoola @AreYourOrLah]

Why do good girls prefer to date bad guys?

[Ayoola @AreYourOrLah]

If you can see my tweet say "hi"

[Ayoola @AreYourOrLah]

Make sure you include "to be successful" on your bucket list.

[Ayoola @AreYourOrLah]

Maybe dropping my 9-5 for Twitter won't be such a bad idea if I want to catch up.

[Ayoola @AreYourOrLah]

In this cruel world, kindness is weakness.

[Ayoola @AreYourOrLah]

Have you ever been hurt by someone people warned you about, and you couldn’t complain to anyone?

[Ayoola @AreYourOrLah]

Ladies, don’t fake orgasms—let us know our short cummings.