Madame Ted

#God’slove. Una ragazza che vive la vita con tanta sicurezza; certezza e piccole paure.

[Madame Ted @olaseike]

Give me substances
Give me proofs
Give me presence
Give me you
Let it show that I met with you
Let it show that I met with you
Let it show that I met with you
Let it show that I met with you

[Madame Ted @olaseike]

lmaooo this is too funny! Okay so like what do we do with this and how does this change the flooding we're experiencing? Up weather forecasting...

[Tokunbo Wahab @tokunbo_wahab]

LAGOS WEATHER OUTLOOK:
Tuesday, 30th June 2026*

• ☁️ Midnight to Sunrise
🌡️ Temperature is expected to range between 22°C and 25°C.
⛈️ Thunderstorms with rain of varying intensities and amounts are also expected in Badagry, Ojo, Ajeromi-Ifelodun, Alimosho, Agege, Ikeja, Oshodi-Isolo, Lagos Mainland, Eti Osa, Lekki, Ikorodu and the environs.

•🌤️ Sunrise to Sunset
Lagos is expected to be under mostly cloudy skies in the morning and afternoon hours. There is also a prospect of moderate and high rain intensities in Ikeja, Lagos Island, Mushin, Ikorodu, Ojo, Ajeromi-Ifelodun, Lagos Island and environs.

•🌙 Sunset to Midnight
☁️ Partly cloudy skies with stable weather conditions are expected at night.

Advice:
⚠️ There is a high risk of flooding, especially in flood-prone areas. As such, residents of Lagos should avoid dumping waste to reduce clogging of the stormwater conveyors.

#ForAGreaterLagos

[Madame Ted @olaseike]

wowww first class upper ooo! up Olodo uprising i guess.

[Instablog9ja @instablog9ja]

Babcock University disowns fake certificates shared by Carter Efe, announces legal action over forgery

[gst @wearegst]

Remember when Minister Umahi dismissed journalist Laila Salami’s request for the environmental impact assessment for Coastal highway?

Lagos is a sinking city & weak environmental governance accelerates this reality.

When your government is led by an O-

[BET @BET]

Tems understood the assignment. 😮‍💨✨ #BETAwards

[Aunty Teda @imoteda]

Lmaooo fair enough.

Tokunbo Wahab is going to attempt to be governor of this state on day. It is extremely important we do not allow this happen!

[ThatPortharcourtBoy aka Nnukwu Nmanwu @ThatPHCBoy]

you'll think people can build anything in lagos without approval from the ministry of physical planning and urban development.

i do not support people blocking drainages and canals with buildings, but who gives approvals for construction to start in the first place?

[Babájídé @Babajiide]

Many of you need to grasp the fundamentals of how an economy functions. For an economy to operate effectively, one person’s expenditure must be another person’s income. It’s impossible for a significant portion of the population to engage in local trade and petty trade as this would lead to economic hardship. Therefore, it’s crucial to prioritize formal employment over informal employment as a sustainable means.

All this talk about akara sellers making more is the silliest thing I’ve heard. You’d think we don’t work with the informal economy, lol 😂, and we don’t understand how value accumulates at the end of each month and the beginning of every month. If we had more formal paying jobs, we wouldn’t be in as much of a poverty situation as we are today.

[Madame Ted @olaseike]

i guess you got what you paid for. 🙏

[Instablog9ja @instablog9ja]

Headies Founder, Ayo Animashaun addresses the plaque controversy from the last award ceremony

[Madame Ted @olaseike]

The food we used @paystack index to order on @chowdeck was delivered few mins ago! In fact we're almost done eating the food. Up AI, Up Paystack, Up Chowdeck!
Shoutout to my husband for feeding us!

[shollsman @shollsman]

You can now pay for things in Africa directly from your AI agent.

Today we’re introducing Paystack Index, the easiest way to check out with Paystack merchants through Claude, ChatGPT, OpenClaw, and any AI agent.

At launch, you can:

→ Buy airtime: “Buy ₦500 MTN airtime for 080…”

→ Send money with @zapbypaystack: “Send ₦25k to…”

→ Buy food with @ChowdeckHQ: “Order jollof under ₦3k near me”

As more merchants join the Index, you’ll be able to do more, from booking rides and ordering groceries to paying utility bills, quickly and securely.

Paystack Index is now available in Nigeria, with more African markets coming soon.

An experimental product from Paystack and TSG Labs.

[Ewgi @Ssaasquatch]

Dangote was adjusting his fuel price in real time when it was rallying but now dragging feet to adjust now that’s it’s on a downward spiral. If you like keep kissing the ass of these billionaires who are doing all they possibly can to impoverish you. A lot of you kuku no get sense.

[Madame Ted @olaseike]

@imoteda from a very strong noble family.. very humble guy that champions the renewed hope agenda of our beloved hardworking president.

[Madame Ted @olaseike]

lmaoo so Sanwo Olu did not delegate anything to him with a budget? Hamzat just sat down and was looking? Toh.

[Caesar @9jamade_me]

As a “deputy Governor”?

You’re asking a question that’s supposed to be an intelligent question stupidly…

[Madame Ted @olaseike]

lmao sureee if you insist! Hopefully those countries are not our mates.. abi

[UPDATEBOYZ  @Updateboyx]

Tell us when deputy governors start getting personal allocations to initiate projects.

You want to exclude a deputy governor from the governor’s achievements. The train system you see in Lagos state today, some countries don't even have it.

[Madame Ted @olaseike]

Fired and locked up by the DSS

[Madame Ted @olaseike]

Tems Big 1.. to be big na by impact and influence.

[Madame Ted @olaseike]

😂😂😂

[jumjum🦄 @omotodun_]

Imagine you try for a second baby and get a group of people. He's practising being a father in the hardest way, def going to be a great dad 😂❤️

[Tegbe! @TomiwaTegbe]

Why are you not in this room? Are you a remote government worker?

[wasiu @korty_EO]

except for the fact that I’m smart and I know my worth , everything else you’ve said is false, pls don’t spread information based on imagination 🙏🏽

[Jola @Jollz]

It's all in line with the renewed hope agenda