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Fabi ayyi allah rabbikuma tukazziban /Consumer insight/market researcher /Baker: IG :@bakedby_moo

[M @_peekaaboo_]

omo

Leave this country ooooo

Cos my friend that left last year just went to Korea for a wedding

We wey dey Nigeria no fit go Abuja cos of flight cost

[Àshàké(not Ololade)❤️ @Molayoo_]

Me pre-annoyed, waiting for someone to annoy me:

[R.🧕🏿 @rofiatbukola_]

“A man can love you , and still cheat”

Are you people even okay?😭

[Dear Juanita ♡ @dear__juanita]

Men are so funny . They will be thinking they are the only one stressing about making it in life Mtchew. " You are a girl nah"
If i be girl nko? Make my life con spoil ? 😭

[Iruoma💎 @Dillish_b]

Some of you have 30+ unmarried sisters with no stable income, no business and no clear direction in life, yet you have the audacity to mock women in their 30s for being unmarried.

[Deisine @TDeisine]

Cheating is just cheating until women joined the group chat. Once upon a time, it was “person nor fit dey eat one soup everyday” but now, one soup is suppose to be enough?

I am not in support of cheating, but no way will I treat cheating by women as a national emergency. The way they have been cooking excuses, they should all continue.

[Ms miquela🌾 @seriousflower0]

It’s because you see yourself as of no value and can’t ADD to the beauty you saw to begin with. You basically see yourself as ugly and everything you touch becomes ugly.

[Somto Okonkwo @General_Somto]

“After I Posted My New House, Women Have Stormed My DMs In Their Hundreds. Please, I’m Married And Happily Married At That, So Stop Messaging Me. Some Of Them Are Even Telling Me They Want To Give Me a Massage And Bathe Me. Others Are Calling Me ‘Baby,’ ‘My Love,’ And ‘Fine Man’ In My DMs. This Video Is a Warning: Any Lady Who Continues To Send Me These Kinds Of DMs, I Will Post Your Names Online And Disgrace You. I Love My Wife.” ~ Nigerian MC Miti Reacts 👀

[Faith_📸👩‍💻 @Faith_meks]

I dislike interviews 😭, Aswear I can do the job perfectly, test me on the job, just give me a chance 😭

[Joey 🧚🏽 @aannaabaananaa]

adjusting my boobs in public to assert dominance

[. @Omgemeraldddd]

I DO NOT WANT TO WORK IN A COMPETITIVE ENVIRONMENT. I'M NOT AMBITIOUS. IJUST WANT TO WORK AT MY OWN PACE AND LIVE A PEACEFUL LIFE.

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

In Nigeria, they blame the devil then go back to start acting Nollywood movies. *

[irawo @riverbedbeneath]

misogyny.

[kiki🌸 @kikii055]

i will rather be a useless woman before I ever let a man think my purpose is cooking and cleaning.

[FAVY_SKY @Iambunnyk2]

If I must marry you, you have to have a bit of fear for me. I need you to be able to understand that at any point where domestic violence and physical abuse occurs, you should be ready to meet your maker. I’ve said this before! I will blow your brains out and it’ll be in self defense. I will literally end your life. Please take my word for it. I’m not playing.

[Tobi Odogwu @Tobibanks]

Claude don suffer this period. ‘Replicate a game like Lagos life. Make no mistakes’

[Aunty Kemi Of Ibadan ||Desiremultifood🇳🇬 @chemilly20]

I just saw something on TikTok, and I think we’re finished in this country. 😩

Likeeeeeee

What the fucck is this

[OLUCHI🫦 ( you have no funder) @Phatbabeluuu]

Abroad isn’t easy but one thing is sure, your HARD WORK pays, unlike this useless country

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

why aren’t the robots working in the mines and oil fields and handling toxic chemicals or picking plastic out of the ocean? why are they writing emails and making powerpoint presentations? what the hell are we doing