Micah Dronet

[🎃𝕹𝖆𝖙𝖊𝖌𝖆𝖟𝖊🎃 @Nategaze]

College students didn't get the stimmy. Now we get it ourselves through #dogecoin 🚀🚀

[Koe Wetzel @KoeWetzel]

trick or treat bitch

[Koe Wetzel @KoeWetzel]

Bitch.

[BulldogLaf @BdogLaf]

THE FIRST BULLDOG TAILGATE is this Saturday! Doors open at 11am.

RETWEET FOR NO COVER

UFC 242 POIRIER VS Khabib @ 1
Clay Cormier @ 4
Bottomless beer
FREE DRINKS

👀

[Scott Wattigny @scott_wattigny]

God resists the proud,
but gives grace to the humble. So submit yourselves to God.
Resist the Devil, and he will flee from you. Humble yourselves before the Lord and he will exalt you. This is why it is a “PILLAR” of our program - Humility.

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

THESE GUYS BEEN WILDIN LMAO 😂

[Micah Dronet @olcrook]

If I could sum up college in one phrase it would be that it's the most fun someone can have being molested

[Skye Holley @skye_holley]

Parents:"Find things youre interested in & go to school for that"
*lists interests*
"You cant make money doing that"

[Ali the ¢abbage @AliMaadelat]

Mindset that made me successful: Don't be one of the people mining for gold— be one of the ones selling them pickaxes, shovels, and pans.

[Tristan Greene @TristanAugustan]

If you don't go at least 5 mph over the speed limit, you are a shitty excuse of a human being. (Maurice is the only exception)

[Meninist @MeninistTweet]

ochocinco is hilarious

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Roses are red
I'm feeling a little blue
cuz there is one less gorilla in the Cincinnati zoo

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

What a champ https://t.co/ai4vfCfLr0

[Meninist @MeninistTweet]

😞 *pulls out dick*

[Weekend Schemers @WeekendSchemers]

Dear music artists,

Tailgate season starts in a little over two weeks. Please drop some bangers soon.

Thank you,
Every college student

[Weekend Schemers @WeekendSchemers]

media: the cincinnati zoo did the right thing in shooting and killing harambe

me: