grendel from beowulf

I have cast fire upon the earth and how I wish it were already ablaze

[grendel from beowulf @old_EN_proverbs]

what does the internet smell like?

[Avery 🩵 @Avesvery]

This might be the most retarded thing I've ever said but I think there's a non zero chance that tump wouldn't be president right now if the star wars sequels were planned out and good

I'm thinking on insane levels of cultural butterfly effect here I swear it makes sense somehow

[grendel from beowulf @old_EN_proverbs]

they have a museum there you’ve never even heard of

[grendel from beowulf @old_EN_proverbs]

stool hardener

[grendel from beowulf @old_EN_proverbs]

I’ve convinced them I could be useful and they spared my life

[grendel from beowulf @old_EN_proverbs]

picking Malaysia to win the world cup

[grendel from beowulf @old_EN_proverbs]

@RetroTechDreams toonami lockdown when?

[grendel from beowulf @old_EN_proverbs]

@blakemshinn you’re a moron

[grendel from beowulf @old_EN_proverbs]

advertising never really worked on me

[grendel from beowulf @old_EN_proverbs]

Dr. Pepper Jr.

[grendel from beowulf @old_EN_proverbs]

nurses are cops

[grendel from beowulf @old_EN_proverbs]

PepsiCo should have a theme park

[grendel from beowulf @old_EN_proverbs]

@amarshtheboy yep that’s what the tweet was saying… 👎

[grendel from beowulf @old_EN_proverbs]

@marcadelman the fuck are you paying an ad for this for? What angle are you even trying to take?

[grendel from beowulf @old_EN_proverbs]

Americans don’t realize we can put fast food and gas station amenities in train stations

[grendel from beowulf @old_EN_proverbs]

fucked up off prosebiotics

[grendel from beowulf @old_EN_proverbs]

@Crocket63435366 @seattletimes what do the numbers in your username mean? That you’re a bot?

[grendel from beowulf @old_EN_proverbs]

@ZEdwards21053 fuck off bot, we like art in seattle

[grendel from beowulf @old_EN_proverbs]

margarita with tequila and mezcal

[grendel from beowulf @old_EN_proverbs]

gonna lie about my age after I turn 70

[Amerikanets 📉 @ripplebrain]

#BlockadeEverythingThatExists #DestroyGlobalTrade