pilirin - Old Man Fire

taught the first brothers how to get the flame spirits to wake up and dance by rubbing sticks together, and got fire back from Wahn when it was stolen and hid

[pilirin - Old Man Fire @old_man_fire]

@joel_cardwell my demonspawn said "who even believes in cristmas anymore anyway?" to his mate who was visiting a few days ago. poor kid doesn't realise exactly how much i'm going to enjoy making him regret letting me hear him say that before springing his present on him as a surprise

[pilirin - Old Man Fire @old_man_fire]

did not expect THIS to blow up like it has over on threads, but hey if the shoe fits .....

[pilirin - Old Man Fire @old_man_fire]

@blakandblack shhhh! the longer he thinks that he's in the USA the longer he fails to disgrace the honour of his seat as much as clive, craig, gina, rupert, and vladimir want him to

[pilirin - Old Man Fire @old_man_fire]

@WorldOfMarkyD

[Crits For Cats lnc. Cat Rescue @crits4cats]

Dashi has the most glorious whiskers.

[pilirin - Old Man Fire @old_man_fire]

woah. looks like i'v managed to go semi-viral over on threads with the can-of-piss analogy. nice!

[pilirin - Old Man Fire @old_man_fire]

@coffeeandsarah @WarintheFuture tell the world that you repeatedly get arrested by mall cops without actually saying that your name is Sergei and you only ever comment online between 8:05am and 6pm moscow time

[Chris Mowrey @chrisdmowrey]

If you’re a straight white male- get out and vote for Kamala Harris. Be on the right side of history. For your mom, sister, and girlfriend.

White dudes for Harris.

[🔶Coopsworth 👑 @Coopsworth]

Yo do you understand how BAD you fucked up that half a million people join your competitor immediately
😭😭😭

[Best Of Minnesota @BestPixMN]

Minnesota troops defeated and captured a confederate flag from Virginia troops during the Civil War. To this day, Virginia keeps asking for it back and Minnesota keeps telling those losers they can't have it

[pilirin - Old Man Fire @old_man_fire]

oh wow does it ever feel GOOD to actually follow through with blocking apartheit clyde's various sock puppet accounts as well as alex jones and infowars on here. it has no effect other than that, but holy hell it feels GOOOOOOD

[pilirin - Old Man Fire @old_man_fire]

pay me to stay away from the bar

[pilirin - Old Man Fire @old_man_fire]

almost sounds like current-day gaza

[Second World War tweets from 1941 @RealTimeWWII]

16-year-old London girl Dorothy James has been trapped in ruins of her house- a sweet shop- since it was hit by a parachute bomb last night. Her parents & two sisters were killed by the blast.

[William Shatner @WilliamShatner]

Condolences to the family of Mitzi Gaynor. She was one of a kind.😞

[Brewster Kahle @brewster_kahle]

Wayback Machine (https://t.co/MJxv4yfN4t), https://t.co/xqKAWFB4Ax and https://t.co/uSyhen5OYi resumed / others coming.

Please come to our events next week:
Escaping the Memory Hole, and
Go Behind-the-Scenes at the Physical Archive. https://t.co/9Cx3jHALnL

Pls donate. https://t.co/ZsxJxQUo7h

[pilirin - Old Man Fire @old_man_fire]

when did publicly advocating for genocide become socially acceptible? https://t.co/9pxTRXmLxy

[pilirin - Old Man Fire @old_man_fire]

@GordonF99216174 @AlboMP yes, very much so. camilla cheated on her own husband who she had met before she met chuckie, although admittedly she had been 2nd choice after chuckie's aunt Anne rejected the poor-little-rich-boy colonialist

[pilirin - Old Man Fire @old_man_fire]

lmao massive shoutout to geelong grammar (where chuckie went to high school) for traumatising him so much he refuses to even visit the state that it's in. he wasn't welcome back then, and he's even less welcome now. https://t.co/ogPcA7xmDP

[Anthony Albanese @AlboMP]

A warm welcome back to Australia.

Their Majesties have a deep regard for Australia, and this visit will be an opportunity to showcase the very best of our modern and dynamic nation.

Over the next few days, King Charles and Queen Camilla will meet with Australians at events in Sydney and Canberra.

[pilirin - Old Man Fire @old_man_fire]

@GordonF99216174 @AlboMP oh, please give camilla a break on that part, she didn't cheat and was pretty much a loved consort around an unloved wife-of-political-necessity (think Chani from the Dune novels)

only that point tho. give her hell for everything else we hate her for :)

[pilirin - Old Man Fire @old_man_fire]

@HNTurtledove @CivicLilly1 agreed. it is very niche