Old Tom Morris

Scottish Golfer or Political Pundit on any given day.

[Old Tom Morris @old_morris]

@projo Starbucks can’t cut it in East Greenwich? GTFO

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@Savageboston Forget his shoulder, it’s his eyesight! He keeps throwing passes to the other team.

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@EricMulhollan12 @jenisback1013 Um in a lawsuit both parties get deposed.

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@985TheSportsHub @ZoandBertrand He’s not broken, he’s actually trying to throw the games. Here’s a novel idea, how about not throwing the ball when there is a defender right in front of your receiver. A Pop Warner QB wouldn’t throw those passes.

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@EricMulhollan12 @jenisback1013 Well, discovery works both ways. so they may be very sorry that they went down this route.

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@DakotaSpin He’s a novel idea, stop throwing passes when the defender is in front of your receiver.

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@EricMulhollan12 @jenisback1013 Where is the crime? They are doing the exact same thing.

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@c_killington @barstoolsports @stoolpresidente @wakeupbarstool @BFW @TBob53 @VivaLaStool @MeekPhill_ @Blutman27 He was never good, it was Brady.

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@barstoolsports @stoolpresidente @wakeupbarstool @BFW @TBob53 @VivaLaStool @MeekPhill_ @Blutman27 Great move by McDaniels and Vrabel not playing him one down in the preseason. How’s that working out?

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@TheFutureFlashx @jenisback1013 The dummies are the ones spending 100k on depositions and then someone to do the phone extractions?

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@stoolpresidente No he isn’t.

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@danabeers It actually looks like he’s trying to throw the game.

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@PardonMyTake Maye sucks, he’s actually trying to throw the game

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@sondraa Who could have seen that coming?

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@sondraa How’s your butthole this morning?

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@former_feminism I hope she locks her bedroom door at night

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@JimConway56 @CharlieRymerPGA The Ryder Cup is the Gold Standard, this is a cheap knockoff that nobody cares about.

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@KevG163 I met him, one of the nicest people I’ve ever met.

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@OliviaLambo_ He wasn’t kidding when he texted me”she’s fucked”